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[00:03.25]Drinkers: Come on you old pest[00:04.32]Fetch a bottle of your best[00:05.58]What's the nectar of the day?[00:06.66][00:08.74]Théardier: Here, try this lot[00:09.75]Guaranteed to hit the spot[00:11.36]Or I'm not Théardier[00:12.86][00:13.65]Drinkers: Gissa glass a rum[00:14.13]Landlord, over here![00:15.84][00:16.30]Théardier: Right away, you scum[00:17.74]Right away, Monsieur[00:18.77][00:19.40]Diners: God this place has gone to hell[00:21.14]So you tell me every year[00:22.30][00:24.37]Théardier:[00:25.31]My band of soaks[00:27.24]My den of dissolutes[00:29.02]My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts.[00:32.75]My sons of whores[00:34.82]Spent their lives in my inn[00:38.08]Homing pigeons homing in[00:40.57]They fly through my doors[00:45.79]And their money's as good as yours[00:48.72][00:52.00]Welcome, Monsieur[00:53.99]Sit yourself down[00:55.52]And meet the best innkeeper in town.[01:00.94]As for the rest,[01:02.74]All of 'em crooks[01:04.46]Rooking their guestsand cooking the books.[01:07.89][01:09.85]Seldom do you see[01:13.11]Honest men like me[01:15.82]A gent of good intent[01:18.25]Who's content to be[01:20.88][01:21.94]Master of the house[01:23.45]Doling out the charm[01:24.90]Ready with a handshake and an open palm[01:27.70]Tells a saucy tale[01:29.10]Makes a little stir[01:30.56]Customers appreciate a bon-viveur[01:33.32]Glad to do a friend a favor[01:36.16]Doesn't cost me to be nice[01:38.96]But nothing gets you nothing[01:40.50]Everything has got a little price![01:42.99][01:44.60]Master of the house[01:46.00]Keeper of the zoo[01:47.40]Ready to relieve them of a sou or two[01:50.16]Watering the wine[01:51.60]Making up the weight[01:52.95]Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight[01:55.83]Everybody loves a landlord[01:58.50]Everybody's bosom friend[02:01.22]I do whatever pleases[02:02.58]Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end![02:04.79][02:05.49]Master of the house[02:06.77]Quick to catch yer eye[02:08.10]Never wants a passerby to pass him by![02:10.85]Servant to the poor[02:12.23]Butler to the great[02:13.58]Comforter, philosopher,And lifelong mate![02:16.34]Everybody's boon companion[02:19.10]Everybody's chaperone[02:21.70]But lock up your valises[02:23.14]Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone![02:24.91][02:29.98]Enter Monsieur, lay down your load[02:33.40]Unlace your boots[02:35.18]And rest from the road[02:38.75]This weighs a ton[02:40.26]Travel's a curse[02:42.20]But here we strive to lighten your purse[02:47.66]Here the goose is cooked[02:50.77]Here the fat is fried[02:53.50]And nothing's overlooked till I'm satisfied...[02:57.97][02:59.00]Food beyond compare[03:00.41]Food beyond belief[03:01.85]Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef[03:04.59]Kidney of a horse[03:06.01]Liver of a cat[03:07.44]Filling up the sausages with this and that[03:10.19]Residents are more than welcome[03:13.02]Bridal suite is occupied[03:15.74]Reasonable charges[03:17.10]Plus some little extras on the side![03:20.83][03:21.14]Charge 'em for the lice[03:22.54]Extra for the mice[03:24.08]Two percent for looking in the mirror twice[03:26.62]Here a little slice[03:27.96]There a little cut[03:29.34]Three percent for sleeping with the window shut[03:32.02]When it comes to fixing prices[03:34.81]There are a lot of tricks he knows[03:37.55]How it all increases[03:38.93]All those bits and pieces[03:40.38]Jesus! It's amazing how it grows![03:42.32][03:43.05]Master of the house[03:44.34]Quick to catch yer eye[03:45.66]Never wants a passerby to pass him by[03:48.37]Servant to the poor[03:49.74]Butler to the great[03:51.08]Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate![03:53.78]Everybody's boon companion[03:56.50]Gives 'em everything he's got[03:59.14]Dirty bunch of geezers[04:00.50]Jesus! What a sorry little lot![04:02.58][04:03.74]Mrs. Théardier:[04:08.77]I used to dream[04:10.24]That I would meet a prince[04:13.22]But God Almighty,[04:14.70]Have you seen what's happened since?[04:19.46]Master of the house? Isn't worth me spit![04:23.40]Comforter, philosopher? and lifelong b***h![04:27.64]Cunning little brain[04:29.63]Regular Voltaire[04:31.78]Thinks he's quite a lover[04:33.46]But there's not much there[04:35.82]What a cruel trick of nature[04:39.38]Landed me with such a louse[04:42.05]God knows how I've lasted[04:43.27]Living with this bastard in the house![04:45.16][04:46.06]Théardier & Drinkers: Master of the house![04:47.42]Mrs. Théardier: Master and a half![04:48.68]Théardier & Drinkers: Comforter, philosopher[04:49.98]Mrs. Théardier: Ah, don't make me laugh![04:51.32]Théardier & Drinkers: Servant to the poor! Butler to the great![04:54.17]Mrs. Théardier: Hypocrite and toady and inebriate![04:56.84]Everybody bless the landlord![04:59.59]Everybody bless his spouse![05:02.35]Théardier: Everybody raise a glass![05:05.30]Mrs. Théardier: Raise it up the master's arse![05:07.95]Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house![05:10.66]