Death Metal Dad Jokes - Jared Dines.lrc

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[00:08.607]Dad jokes will steal the show
[00:10.191]Dad jokes, here we go
[00:12.600]Dad jokes for the win
[00:14.463]Dad jokes, let's begin
[00:16.575]So you think you got jokes ?
[00:18.439]So you think you got jokes ?
[00:20.566]So you think you got jokes ?
[00:22.955]You ain't got jokes on my dad
[00:24.813]So you think you got jokes ?
[00:26.942]So you think you got jokes ?
[00:29.063]So you think you got jokes ?
[00:31.198]You ain't got jokes on my dad
[00:33.323]Swollen bald elitists decapitating cattle
[00:37.298]Barbequing bovines on the mountain peak of Everest
[00:41.822]Vegans around the world unite to bring them down
[00:45.538]But the steaks are high !
[00:47.680]The steaks are high !
[00:50.326]Atheism is a non-prophet organization
[00:54.313]Velcro is such a rip off
[00:58.564]Dad jokes will steal the show
[01:00.437]Dad jokes, here we go
[01:02.560]Dad jokes for the win
[01:04.692]Dad jokes, let's begin
[01:06.550]So you think you got jokes ?
[01:08.680]So you think you got jokes ?
[01:10.793]So you think you got jokes ?
[01:12.936]You ain't got jokes on my dad
[01:14.809]So you think you got jokes ?
[01:16.926]So you think you got jokes ?
[01:19.067]So you think you got jokes ?
[01:21.186]You ain't got jokes on my dad
[01:23.576]Doomsday bands coming out like there's no tomorrow
[01:28.104]One could say they're inspired by Impending Doom
[01:32.611]Even vampires will die , that is something you can count on
[01:38.216]One apocalypse, two apocalypse , three !!
[01:41.404]'Ahhh, oh, I gotta get away, all right ?
[01:45.906]You'll love this one.'
[01:49.091]Why do skeletons never take any risks ?
[01:52.831]Because they have no guts
[01:57.073]HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !
[02:05.851]I've heard better chugging from the bottom of Uranus
[02:09.772]Brown notes so low, they open up a black hole
[02:13.506]What time did the man...
[02:20.143]Go to the dentist
[02:26.801]Tooth hurty
[02:30.510]Dad jokes will steal the show
[02:32.368]Dad jokes, here we go
[02:34.507]Dad jokes for the win
[02:36.386]Dad jokes, let's begin
[02:38.524]So you think you got jokes ?
[02:40.378]So you think you got jokes ?
[02:42.496]So you think you got jokes ?
[02:44.896]You ain't got jokes on my dad
[02:46.751]So you think you got jokes ?
[02:48.879]So you think you got jokes ?
[02:50.994]So you think you got jokes ?
[02:53.125]You ain't got jokes on my dad
[02:55.525]Two peanuts were walking down the street
[03:04.294]One of them
[03:08.011]Was a salted

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Dad jokes will steal the show
Dad jokes, here we go
Dad jokes for the win
Dad jokes, let's begin
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
You ain't got jokes on my dad
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
You ain't got jokes on my dad
Swollen bald elitists decapitating cattle
Barbequing bovines on the mountain peak of Everest
Vegans around the world unite to bring them down
But the steaks are high !
The steaks are high !
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Velcro is such a rip off
Dad jokes will steal the show
Dad jokes, here we go
Dad jokes for the win
Dad jokes, let's begin
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
You ain't got jokes on my dad
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
You ain't got jokes on my dad
Doomsday bands coming out like there's no tomorrow
One could say they're inspired by Impending Doom
Even vampires will die , that is something you can count on
One apocalypse, two apocalypse , three !!
'Ahhh, oh, I gotta get away, all right ?
You'll love this one.'
Why do skeletons never take any risks ?
Because they have no guts
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !
I've heard better chugging from the bottom of Uranus
Brown notes so low, they open up a black hole
What time did the man...
Go to the dentist
Tooth hurty
Dad jokes will steal the show
Dad jokes, here we go
Dad jokes for the win
Dad jokes, let's begin
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
You ain't got jokes on my dad
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
You ain't got jokes on my dad
Two peanuts were walking down the street
One of them
Was a salted