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[00:16.940]Everyone in this room has been associated with Whitey[00:19.938]either through basketball or the mall or various odd[00:22.686]jobs he does around town for free or at most a dollar[00:28.240]And I'm guessing 99% of you have either laughed in Whitey's[00:31.440]face or ruthlessly made fun of his feet or voice or sister[00:34.780]or shortness when he wasn't looking[00:39.740]But the next time you'd see him he'd still go out of his way to[00:42.670]smile and wave at you and ask you about your mother's[00:44.500]operation or something like that because he, unlike us,[00:46.740]actually cares about someone other than himself[00:51.380]The reason I bring this up to you is because I was the worst offender of all[01:05.620]My life was simply going nowhere[01:09.440]Then a tiny little man rushed to my side[01:13.940]He should've gotten a big thank you[01:17.860]Instead he got a Porta-Potti ride[01:21.820]I was such a shit head[01:25.410]But he never quit on me[01:29.520]'Til I told him he was useless[01:33.880]And his sister was freaky[01:37.500]Once when we were watching Sunday football[01:41.690]A fuzzy screen was all that we could see[01:46.040]Whitey came over with a hanger[01:50.170]And spent the game atop our T.V.[01:53.660]And when the lightning struck him[01:57.320]He let out a wicked, loud yell[02:01.560]But we just turned up the volume[02:06.020]And ignored the burning smell[02:08.040]We should all rot in hell[02:11.370]I went to high school with Whitey[02:15.640]As a joke I told him to meet me at the prom[02:20.000]When he got there, I said: "I can't believe you though I was serious."[02:24.100]So he ran home crying and slow-danced with his Mom[02:27.750]What a crushing blow to Whitey[02:31.950]I bet you wish you could take it back[02:36.360]How could you all be so mean to Whitey?[02:40.190]Sounds to me like you are all on crack[02:44.230]Tonight Whitey was counting on this town to show that we care[02:52.210]But the first time he really needed us we weren't there[02:58.580]And on Christmas Eve and the last night of Chanukah[03:03.550]It's just not fair[03:07.720]("bum, biddy, bum" repeatedly)