[00:12.62]I took her out it was a Friday night[00:15.56]I wore cologne to get the feeling right[00:17.93]We started making out and she took off my pants[00:20.99]But then I turned on the TV[00:22.94][00:24.06]And that's about the time that she walked away from me[00:26.93]Nobody likes you when you're 23[00:29.55][00:30.24]And are still more amused by TV shows[00:33.05]What the hell is ADD[00:34.17]My friends say I should act my age[00:36.91]What's my age again[00:38.10]What's my age again[00:38.78][00:42.84]Then later on on the drive home[00:45.70]I called her mom from a pay phone[00:48.57]I said I was the cops[00:49.95]And your husband's in jail[00:51.63]This state looks down on sodomy[00:53.50][00:54.44]And that's about the time that b**ch hung up on me[00:57.75]Nobody likes you when your 23[01:00.05][01:00.68]And are still more amused by prank phone calls[01:03.57]What the hell is call ID[01:05.19]My friends say I should act my age[01:07.07]What's my age again[01:08.44]What's my age again[01:09.80][01:32.89]And that's about the time she walked away from me[01:35.82]Nobody likes you when your 23[01:38.18][01:38.93]And you still act like you're in Freshman year[01:42.15]What the hell is wrong with me[01:44.21]My friends say I should act my age[01:45.77]What's my age again[01:46.83]What's my age again[01:48.32]That's about the time that she hung up on me[01:50.20]No one should take themselves so seriously[01:52.26][01:52.94]With many years ahead to fall in line[01:55.94]Why would you wish that on me[01:57.94]I never want to act my age[01:59.56]What's my age again[02:00.67]What's my age again What's my age again