[00:15.67]Everyone tells you that the minute you get married[00:18.90]Every other woman in the world[00:20.32]Suddenly finds you attractive[00:21.75]Well that's not true[00:23.62]It only affects the kind of women[00:25.26]You always wanted to sleeep with[00:26.99]But they wouldn't give you the time of day before[00:29.24]And now they're banging down your door[00:31.74]And falling to their knees[00:33.24]At least that's what it feels like because you[00:34.97]Can[00:35.22]Not[00:35.64]Touch[00:36.18]Them[00:36.63]In fact you can't even look at them[00:38.61]Close your eyes close your eyes close your eyes[00:42.20]Except you're sitting there[00:43.30]Eating your corned beef sandwich[00:44.79]And all of a sudden this pair of breasts walks by[00:47.20]And smiles at you[00:47.91]And you're like That's not fair[00:50.33]And in a perfect world[00:52.14]A miracle would happen[00:54.26]And every other girl would fly away[00:57.56]And it'd be me and Cathy[01:00.04]And nothing else would matter[01:01.54]But it's fine it's fine it's fine[01:04.44]I mean I'm happy[01:05.84]And I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine[01:08.12]It's not a problem[01:09.45]It's just a challenge[01:10.74]It's a challenge to resist[01:12.54]Temptation[01:16.01][01:21.54]And I have to say that[01:23.31]What exacerbates the problem[01:24.77]Is I'm at these parties[01:26.01]I'm the center of attention[01:27.25]I'm the grand fromage[01:28.42]And here she comes[01:29.69]Let's get a cup of coffee[01:31.76]Will you look at my manuscript[01:33.00]And I'm showing her my left hand[01:34.69]I'm gesticulating with my left hand[01:36.90]And then WHOOMP There's Cathy[01:38.94]'Cause she knows[01:39.71]They always know[01:40.92]And there's that really awkward moment[01:42.21]Where I try to show I wasn't encouraging this[01:44.29]Though of course I sort of was[01:45.31]And I don't want to look whipped in front of this woman[01:47.19]Which is dumb[01:48.12]I shouldn't care what she thinks[01:50.27]Since I can't f**k her anyway[01:52.25]And in a perfect world[01:54.65]A miracle would happen[01:56.61]And every girl would look like Mister Ed[01:59.50][02:00.26]And it'd be me and Cathy[02:02.39]And nothing else would matter[02:04.07]But it's fine it's fine it's fine[02:06.91]You know I love her[02:08.11]And it's fine it's fine it's fine[02:10.76]It's what I wanted[02:12.04]And I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine[02:14.55]It's not a problem[02:15.35]It's just a challenge[02:16.50]It's a challenge to resist[02:18.73]Temptation[02:25.86][02:31.85]When you come home to me[02:36.34]I'll wear a sweeter smile[02:39.69]And hope that for a while you'll stay[02:44.91][02:45.97]When you come home to me[02:49.72]Your hand will touch my face[02:53.20]And banish any trace of gray[03:00.56]Soon a love will rise anew[03:05.07]Even greater than the joy I felt[03:09.45]Just missing you[03:12.55][03:13.62]And once again I'll be[03:19.01]So proud to call you mine[03:24.10][03:25.11]When finally you come home[03:29.60]To me[03:34.04][03:35.54]I'll be there soon Cathy[03:38.47][03:39.24]I'll finish up this chapter and be out the door[03:42.66]I swear I'll be there soon Cathy[03:46.57]Don't give up on me yet[03:50.50]I am so proud of you baby[03:54.23][03:54.76]You're doing what you never got to do before[03:58.19]And I will be there ripe and crawling[04:02.21]If f**kin' Random House stops calling[04:05.89]Don't lose faith[04:07.85]Don't get down[04:09.70]Don't despair[04:16.52]I'll be there[04:24.54]And in a perfect world[04:29.21]A miracle would happen[04:32.38]And that day would finally be here[04:39.45]And it'd be me and you[04:42.06]Riding it together[04:43.76]And the things we do[04:45.98]Goin' like we planned[04:47.59]We're gonna make it through[04:49.49]And nothing else will matter[04:51.31]We'll be fine we're fine[04:53.31]We're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine[04:57.14]We're fine[05:00.46][05:04.23]I'll be there soon Cathy[05:07.10][05:09.88]I swear I will