[00:00.00] 作词 : Jack Jones[00:01.00] 作曲 : Mike Moore[00:08.84]My uncle Brian's abattoir[00:11.87]If you ever go insane[00:14.49]Artificial, weak, or vain[00:17.25]Dangle dew drops from your hooter[00:19.80]Fall in love with your computer[00:22.52]You can put your life to rights[00:25.55]If you ever develop warts[00:27.89]Or have anti-socials thoughts[00:30.61]If your face is full of lines[00:32.26]A mess with unexploded minds[00:35.17]You can put your life to rights[00:38.30]When your brain needs Polyfilla[00:40.96]Get me that humane killer[00:43.82]And we'll toddle off afar[00:46.23]To my uncle Brian's abattoir[00:50.36]Uncle Brian's abattoir[00:57.41]Uncle Brian's abattoir[01:03.99]If you ever lose the fuse[01:06.20]That's little Joe just singin' the blues[01:08.67]In his orthopaedic shoes[01:10.94]If your body is weak and your mind is wrong[01:14.49]If you've forgotten the words to your favourite song[01:17.94]You can put your life to rights[01:21.02]If you can't tell arse from elbow[01:23.36]Can't tell a penguin from a cello[01:26.65]You can put your life to rights[01:29.29]When your brain needs Polyfilla[01:31.68]Get me that humane killer[01:34.32]And we'll toddle off beyond far[01:36.80]To my uncle Brian's abattoir[01:40.27]Get me that humane killer[01:42.87]And we'll toddle off afar[01:45.96]To my uncle Brian's abattoir[01:51.46]Uncle Brian's abattoir[01:59.28]Uncle Brian's abattoir