[00:00.000] 作曲 : Jonathan Coulton[00:13]There's a small town in the mountains where the streets are wide and still[00:19]There are children making angels in the snow[00:25]The sunset paints the sky at night[00:27]And old man works by candlelight[00:31]A tiny baby smiles and waves hello[00:36]In the cold gray light of dawn an eagle flies[00:41]And the men are happy wearing matching ties[00:48]A pair of poodles[00:51]A broken finger will not bend[00:54]Soup with noodles[00:57]A female Klingon's drunk boyfriend[01:01]A sexy lady[01:03]This party's better than it seems[01:06]Warren Beatty[01:09]Dear sleeping giant panda: pleasant dreams[01:26]A visit to the dentist[01:28]A place to get some pie[01:31]A rainbow floats above a waterfall[01:37]A ferris wheel, a carousel[01:39]The landlord never learned to spell[01:43]Someone put graffiti on the wall[01:49]Atop the Christmas tree, a shining star[01:55]And Dwyer's rocking out on air guitar[02:01]A freight train passes[02:03]Someone's grandma owns a gun[02:06]A dog with glasses[02:09]A strange balloon man has too much fun[02:12]Thumbs up for Slurpees[02:15]If you're receiving then you're not gay[02:18]A case of herpes[02:20]As it turns out the eyepatch is A-OK