Orphan Tears - Your Favorite Martian.mp3

[00:07.450]It was a weekend and you can't stop
[00:09.412]Us from going to the local dance spot
[00:11.295]Instead of drinking imported beers
[00:12.818]Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears
[00:14.745]We popped the top, we know what was in it
[00:16.509]Yeah~, we were all so stupid to sip it
[00:18.448]Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic
[00:20.094]I took one drink and saw a two-headed midget! (hey~！）
[00:22.408]Then the room filled with colors and shapes
[00:23.890]And suddenly DJ was covered in snakes
[00:25.665]Oh snap, and what made it worse
[00:27.488]Was I swear I saw a Unicorn humping a Smurf
[00:29.273]Then a Rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass
[00:31.257]He passed some gas and it snapped in half
[00:33.196]Yo, DeeJay! Are you still there?!!
[00:34.747]DeeJay: Yeah I'm tying to up with this girl in a wheelchair
[00:37.022]Alright chill there, I think I'm bulimic Care Bear might pick a fight with Jesus
[00:40.565]I don't believe it, I'm gonna be SEA SICK
[00:42.450]These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip
[00:44.277]Little children, near and far
[00:46.097]Don't know where your parents are~?
[00:47.963]Cry directly in this jar
[00:49.800]I will drink it at the bar
[00:51.684](Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)
[00:53.483](Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)
[00:55.351](Sip sip sippin' on, Sip sip sippin' on)
[00:57.273](Sippin' sippin', Sippin' on Orphan Tears)
[01:01.562]Uh Huh!
[01:06.636]These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before
[01:10.288]i tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor
[01:13.891]zzZZZ...(Hey dude! get up!)
[01:17.664]I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello, with the Pudding!"
[01:21.382]He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody
[01:25.138]I ran to the bathroom, everything's in slo-mo
[01:28.761]I couldn't throw up 'cause the toilet bowl called me a homo (Homo!)
[01:32.584]I barfed up a kitten and I'm feeling strange
[01:35.960]Sippin' these Orphan Tears, now it's got me seeing things
[01:39.600]Little childen, near and far
[01:41.516]Don't know where your parents are?
[01:43.320]Cry directly in this jar
[01:45.061]I will drink it at the bar
[01:46.965](Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)
[01:48.875](Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)
[01:50.668](Sip sippin' on, Sip sip sippin' on)
[01:52.561](Sippin' sippin', Sippin' on Orphan Tears)
[01:54.002]All up in the VIP section,straight relaxed
[01:56.310]DJ playing my favorite tracks
[01:58.087]Waitress asked, "What can I bring you?"
[01:59.819]I said, "The most expensive thing on the menu"
[02:01.863]She came back with a glass of liquid
[02:03.699]I said, "I asked for something different, This looks like a normal beer"
[02:07.135]She said, "Nah, it's Orphan Tears"
[02:09.191]Took a swig then I walked doen where the dance floor is
[02:11.384]Whole club looking like a forest
[02:12.875]DJ turned into a Brontosaurus
[02:14.688]Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris
[02:16.615]I tried to run to the bathroom
[02:17.963]But when I did, I felt a vacuum suction
[02:20.181]Pulling me back slow
[02:22.037]Dance floor turned into a black hole
[02:23.951]Spinning around horribly
[02:25.750]Feeling like Dorothy
[02:27.540]Woke up and was still at home
[02:29.328]Orphan Tears got us in the zone
[02:31.345]Little children, near and far
[02:33.206]Don't know where your parents are?
[02:34.993]Cry directly in this jar
[02:36.847]I will drink it at the bar
[02:38.710](Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)
[02:40.512](Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)
[02:42.354](Sip sippin' on, Sip sip sippin' on)
[02:44.260](Sippin' sippin', Sippin' on Orphan Tears)
[02:46.060]Little children, near and far
[02:47.905]Don't know where your parents are?
[02:49.742]Cry directly in this jar
[02:51.552]I will drink it at the bar
[02:53.480](Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)
[02:55.249](Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)
[02:57.277](Sip sippin' on, Sip sip sippin' on)
[02:59.018](Sippin' sippin', Sippin' on Orphan Tears)
[03:00.928]♪
[03:08.339]Hello, with the Pudding!
[03:10.185]Pud-pud-pud-pud-Pudding!
[03:12.157]He-he-hello with Pudding, Pudding! (Bill Cosby)
[03:15.643]Pudding! (Bill Cosby)
[03:17.467]Pudding! (Bill Cosby)
[03:19.311]Pudding! (Bill Cosby)
[03:21.114]Pudding! (Bill Cosby)