[00:00.00] 作词 : Sarah Silverman[00:00.00] 作曲 : Sarah Silverman[00:00.00]Can you blow your own nose?[00:01.83]Can you tie your own shoe?[00:03.57]If you had Velcro ones,[00:05.28]would you even know what to do?[00:07.62]When you make a doodee[00:09.99]is it in your pants?[00:11.93](Or trousers as they said in the day)[00:15.16](Are you mad because your grandson is gay?)[00:18.72](Is it a bummer that your pubes are all gray?)[00:22.98]When you clear your throat[00:24.90]is it really disgusting?[00:26.82]Does it go on for hours and miles?[00:31.08]You're Gonna Die Soon x2[00:34.89]It's not cold in here you're just dying[00:38.82]You're Gonna Die Soon x2[00:42.63]You in the back[00:44.10]You are dying soon[00:46.47]You're Gonna Die Soon x2[00:50.16]We're all gonna die[00:51.57]but not as soon as you guys[00:54.24]You're Gonna Die x2[00:57.57]You're Dying[00:59.58][At the Funeral][01:02.88]You think I'm Lazy?![01:04.56]That's Hilarious![01:06.06]You sit around, dye your hair, and take drugs![01:09.27]The more you shrink, the bigger your mouth gets![01:12.45]You drive me crazy how you chew your walnuts![01:15.60]You told me you hated my perm![01:16.89][opens coffin][01:17.64]I visited you![01:19.05]Pick up your prescription?![01:20.61]I'm not your candy man, you bag of bones![01:23.36][While shaking the corpse of her grandma:][01:24.87]You're Gonna Die Soon![01:26.55]You're Gonna Die![01:27.75]You're Dying!