The Campfire Song - Rob Rokicki/Jonathan Raviv.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Rob Rokicki
[00:00.209] 作曲 : Rob Rokicki
[00:00.418]LUKE: (Spoken) Come on, grab some ambrosia, and let the nectar flow
[00:04.281]PERCY: (Spoken) Why is everyone scraping part of their plate into the fire? Is the food here really that bad?
[00:08.656]LUKE: (Spoken) Offering to the gods. It's not enough that they're omnipotent and all-powerful, they need to feel appreciated.
[00:15.414]To the gods!
[00:17.015]ENSEMBLE: (Spoken) To the gods!
[00:18.668]LUKE: Oh, things couldn't be worse
[00:21.750]When your parents run the universe
[00:25.842]ALL: Oh, things couldn't be worse
[00:29.845]When your folks run the universe
[00:33.183]LUKE: My dad is Hermes
[00:34.886]He messengers things
[00:36.636]You'll know his sign by his shoes with those wings
[00:40.182]I'd wait by the phone, but the phone never rings
[00:43.740]Oh no
[00:46.350](ENSEMBLE makes noises of agreement )
[00:47.623]When your dad's a god, life can be tough
[00:50.875]I met the guy once, and once was enough
[00:56.392](Spoken) Annabeth?
[00:57.493]ANNABETH: My mom's Athena
[00:59.072]She's smart and she's wise
[01:01.225]She's sworn off gluten and she's sworn off guys
[01:04.780]But if she came to camp, it'd be a surprise
[01:08.514]Oh no (LUKE AND KATIE: Oh no )
[01:11.852]Oh, and my stepmom, she hates me, and my dad works all day
[01:15.762]So I left Virginia and I ran away
[01:19.515]PERCY: (Spoken) Wait, is that true?
[01:20.946]LUKE: (Spoken) Everybody!
[01:22.291]ALL: Oh, things couldn't be worse
[01:25.709]When your parents run the universe
[01:29.707]Oh, things couldn't be worse
[01:33.726]When your folks run the universe
[01:37.325]LUKE: Alright, who's next?
[01:38.478]KATIE: (Spoken) Oh! Okay, let me see...
[01:39.850](Sung) My mom's Demeter
[01:41.745]Goddess of grain
[01:43.537]She gets excited when it starts to rain
[01:47.220]But planting and planting and planting's a pain
[01:51.052]Oh no (ENSEMBLE: Oh no)
[01:54.226](Spoken) Right?
[01:55.011](Sung) For their sixteenth birthday, my friends got a car
[01:58.838]I got a fern in some dumb mason jar
[02:02.217]GROVER: (Spoken) Ooh, ooh! My turn!
[02:05.232](Sung) I'm a child of Pan
[02:07.089]God of the wild
[02:08.648]For those who love nature, they're often beguiled
[02:12.302]He's not really my dad, but I'm sort of his child...
[02:16.097]Oh no... (ENSEMBLE: Oh no)
[02:19.679]He went for a hike to explore new frontiers
[02:23.259]And no one has seen him for thousands of years
[02:27.164]ALL: Oh, things couldn't be worse
[02:30.524]When your parents run the universe
[02:34.371]Oh, things couldn't be worse
[02:38.419]When your folks run the universe
[02:42.227]PERCY: (Spoken) Chiron! Who's your dad?
[02:44.247]CHIRON: (Spoken) Oh, well
[02:46.162](Sung) My father is Kronos
[02:49.867]Remember my lecture
[02:51.747]He ate his children
[02:55.133]LUKE: (Spoken) Chiron wins
[02:56.555](ENSEMBLE makes noises of agreement)
[03:00.098]How about you Silena?
[03:03.070]SILENA: The goddess of love
[03:04.934]My mom's Aphrodite
[03:06.761]She tries to be cool but mainly she's flighty
[03:10.375]I'll bring home a boy, and she's there in her nightie (ENSEMBLE: Oh no)
[03:15.665](Spoken) It's so embarrassing, guys!
[03:17.824](Sung) I tried to seek help from even the fates
[03:21.304]Cause she steals my mascara and all of my dates
[03:25.601]LUKE: (Spoken) Alright Percy, it's your turn
[03:29.057]PERCY: (Spoken) If I tried to sing, it'll probably cause an avalanche
[03:32.037]LUKE: (Spoken) Oh, we're all friends here. Come on, give it a shot
[03:36.682]PERCY: My mom was named Sally
[03:39.822]She loved scary movies
[03:42.960]And food that was blue
[03:44.462]And-
[03:45.115]KATIE: (Spoken) He's doing it wrong
[03:46.087]SILENA: (Spoken) Yeah, who's your godly parent?
[03:47.279]PERCY: (Spoken) Oh... I don't know
[03:49.073]LUKE: (Spoken) It's alright. A lot of half-bloods never know their godly parent. Just give it a try
[03:55.943]PERCY: So my dad is some god
[03:59.648]That's great I guess...
[04:02.396]Did he not want me? Or not want the stress?
[04:07.053]Too bad he's the worst, and my life is a mess
[04:12.498]Oh no (ENSEMBLE cheers)
[04:16.364]I hope he shows even a trace
[04:19.716]Cause I got some choice words to throw in his face!
[04:26.261]ALL: Oh, things couldn't be worse
[04:29.506]When your parents run the universe
[04:33.476]Oh, things couldn't be worse
[04:37.323]LUKE: But I don't care where our parents may be
[04:40.418]As long as you are here with me
[04:44.804]ALL: We don't care where our parents may be
[04:47.583]As long as you are here with me
[04:51.287]As long as you are here with me!