[00:02.553](One, two, three, four)[00:04.387]You know what you are?[00:08.566]A pizza poser, **** you[00:12.248]I've never seen you eat a slice[00:16.205]To you it's just a trend, pizza is my life[00:26.168](Pizza is my life)[00:37.683]Thin crust, deep dish, double pepperoni[00:39.507]Elios-stuffed crust, no anchovies[00:41.364]Pizza Rolls, Bagel Bites, cheesy crust is what I like[00:43.500]Put it in the oven, we can order delivery[00:45.615]I don't care, I'm not very picky[00:47.193]Warm and delicious, spicy, sticky[00:49.295]Cut it into eight squares or triangles[00:51.105]All I really want is pizza in me[01:01.295]Pizza is the greatest food on Earth[01:21.592]Oh shit[01:25.016]I got drunk with Papa John[01:28.975]He snorted ******* with his apron on[01:32.934]He got too ****ed up for delivery[01:36.357]It was over thirty minutes so my pizza was free[01:40.573]Oh[01:52.356](P-I-Z-Z-A)[01:58.128]Yo, dude, go get the door, it's the pizza guy[02:00.276]Ooh, you got any money on this one?[02:02.619]Yeah, here's a five[02:06.567]What up, man? Give me that shit.[02:08.112]Keep the change. Get out of here[02:10.460]Haha. Yo, hurry, bring that shit over here.[02:12.546]What'd you put on it? The good stuff?[02:13.847]Yo, you–you pumped?[02:14.380]I got the best stuff man. Feast your eyes[02:18.083]Dude, are you ****ing kidding me?[02:19.906]Pineapple on the whole ****ing pizza?[02:22.278]Yeah?[02:23.334]Are you shitting me?[02:24.648]No?[02:25.166]****ing pineapple?! Ruahh[02:36.429]Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza[02:41.953]You ****ing piece of shit[02:47.970]Why would you do this to me?[02:53.784]Dude, chill, you can peel off the pineapple[02:56.132]No, I'm gonna peel your eyes[03:05.336]Out of your ****ing skull[03:14.222]I will extract your blood[03:17.077]And use it as pizza sauce