[00:00.000] 作词 : Andrew Lloyd Webber/T.S. Eliot[00:01.000] 作曲 : Andrew Lloyd Webber[00:18.085]I have a Gumbie Cat in mind[00:23.390]Her name is Jennyanydots[00:27.439]Her coat is of the tabby kind[00:32.042]With tiger stripes and leopard spots[00:37.070]All day she sits upon the stairs[00:41.453]Or on the step or on the mat[00:46.866]She sits and sits and sits and sits[00:54.114]And that's what makes a Gumbie Cat[00:59.102]That's what makes a Gumbie Cat[01:05.906]But...[01:09.665]When the day's hustle and bustle is done[01:12.796]Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun[01:16.269]And when all the family's in bed and asleep[01:19.513]I tuck up my skirts to the basement to creep[01:22.508]I am deeply concerned with the ways of the mice[01:28.597]Their behavior's not good and their manners not nice[01:34.377]So when I have got them lined up on the matting[01:38.134]I teach them music, crocheting, and tatting[02:11.534]I have a Gumbie Cat in mind[02:16.206]Her name is Jennyanydots[02:20.372]The curtain cord she likes to wind[02:24.663]And tie it into sailor knots[02:29.142]She sits upon the windowsill[02:33.260]Or anything that's smooth and flat[02:37.919]She sits and sits and sits and sits[02:46.011]And that's what makes a Gumbie Cat[02:50.532]That's what makes a Gumbie Cat[02:56.490]Bu-and...[02:59.609]When the day's hustle and bustle is done[03:02.284]Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun[03:05.572]I think that the cockroaches need employment[03:08.840]To prevent them from idle and wanton destroyment[03:11.940]So I formed from that lot of disorderly louts[03:14.908]A troop of well-disciplined helpful Boy Scouts[03:18.470]With a purpose in life and a good deed to do[03:21.570]And I've even created a Beetles' tattoo[04:17.624]So, for Old Gumbie Cats, let us now give three cheers[04:21.017]On whom well-ordered households depend, it appears[04:25.321]Three cheers, three cheers, three cheers[04:28.836]Thank you, my dears