[00:07.18]Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride[00:13.15]and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight[00:15.92]And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a[00:21.81]chair as the dining room proudly presents[00:36.24]your dinner![00:41.84]Be our guest[00:45.44]Be our guest[00:46.73]Put our service to the test[00:49.47]Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie[00:52.29]And we provide the rest[00:54.66]Soup du jour[00:56.50]Hot hors d'oeuvres[00:57.90]hy, we only live to serve[00:59.78]Try the grey stuff, it's delicious[01:02.60]Don't believe me? Ask the dishes[01:09.50]They can sing[01:10.47]They can dance[01:11.68]After all, Miss, this is France[01:13.66]And a dinner here is never second best[01:18.35]Go on, unfold your menu[01:20.92]Take a glance and then you'll[01:23.16]Be our guest[01:24.37]Oui, our guest[01:25.41]Be our guest[01:32.41]Beef ragout[01:33.13]Cheese souffle[01:34.39]Pie and pudding "en flambe"[01:36.72]We'll prepare and serve with flair[01:38.30]A culinary cabaret[01:40.70]You're alone[01:41.87]And you're scared[01:43.34]But the banquet's all prepared[01:44.87]No one's gloomy or complaining[01:47.20]While the flatware's entertaining[01:49.50]We tell jokes[01:50.53]I do tricks[01:51.63]With my fellow candlesticks[01:53.97]And it's all in perfect taste[01:55.94]That you can bet[01:57.94]Come on and lift your glass[02:00.22]You've won your own free pass[02:02.21]To be out guest[02:03.53]If you're stressed[02:04.67]It's fine dining we suggest[02:06.92]Be our guest[02:07.99]Be our guest[02:09.50]Be our guest[02:13.87]Life is so unnerving[02:16.53]For a servat who's not serving[02:18.73]He's not whole without a soul to wait upon[02:24.26]Ah, those good old days when we were useful[02:27.38]Suddenly those good old days are gone[02:34.36]Too long we've been rusting[02:39.10]Needing so much more than dusting[02:41.39]Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills[02:45.84]Most days we just lay around the castle[02:53.90]Flabby, fat and lazy[02:54.51]You walked in and oops-a-daisy[02:56.97]It's a guest[02:57.76]It's a guest[02:58.86]Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed[03:00.61]Wine's been poured and thank the Lord[03:02.76]I've had the napkins freshly pressed[03:04.91]With dessert[03:06.12]She'll want tea[03:07.31]And my dear that's fine with me[03:09.00]While the cups do their soft shoeing[03:11.18]I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing[03:24.15]I'll get warm[03:25.24]Piping hot[03:26.28]Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot[03:28.10]Clean it up! We want the company impressed[03:32.23]We've got a lot to do[03:34.59]Is it one lump or two[03:36.56]For you, our guest[03:38.00]She's our guest[03:39.70]She's our guest[03:40.80]She's our guest[03:41.50]Be our guest[03:42.30]Be our guest[03:43.17]Our command is your request[03:45.50]It's been years since we had anybody here[03:48.21]And we're obsessed[03:49.82]With your meal[03:51.96]With your ease[03:54.30]Yes, indeed, we aim to please[03:58.70]While the candlelight's still glowing[04:00.45]Let us help you[04:04.12]We'll keep going[04:05.93]Course by course[04:14.27]One by one[04:16.67]'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"[04:19.37]Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest[04:23.45]Tonight you'll prop your feet up[04:25.94]But for now, let's eat up[04:27.71]Be our guest[04:29.80]Be our guest[04:31.97]Be our guest[04:33.12]Please, be our guest