Puss in Boots vs The Cat in the Hat (feat. Keyblade & The Stupendium) - Eddiefrb/Keyblade.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Eddie Effarby
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Eddie Effarby
[00:02.989][Intro: Announcer (Eddiefrb)]
[00:02.990]Animation VS Anything!
[00:07.258]Puss in Boots
[00:08.707]Versus
[00:09.802]The Cat in the Hat
[00:11.316]Draw!
[00:11.899][Verse 1: Puss In Boots (Keyblade)]
[00:11.900]Folks claim he's best of clothed fame
[00:13.534]Dressed to impress and head-to-toe draped
[00:15.709]From the feather in his cap, the eyes, face, and the purr
[00:18.310]The danger in his genes and the boots with the fur
[00:20.428]I am Puss in Boots! Hola and olé
[00:22.533]You're next to know I am next to no name
[00:24.932]Legend to MAP, let me give you advice
[00:27.268]So hitchhike to the Wishing
[00:28.524]Star and get a life
[00:29.819]El Macho Gato patea tu culo
[00:32.116]Keeping you Far, Far
[00:33.331]Away from a school zonе
[00:34.467]Frisky Two Times with the kids at the door
[00:36.586]Thеy don't wanna hear you say Thinga-ma-jigger no more
[00:38.586]Now I'm catching this stray, tossing him out on the street
[00:40.898]What kind of cat needs help getting back on his feet?
[00:43.048]Yes, I draw first blood like the doctor's answer
[00:45.761]And I go for the throat like your author's cancer
[00:48.479][Verse 2: Cat In The Hat (The Stupendium), The Narrator (Freeced), & Things 1 (Eddiefrb) and 2 (Snakebite126)]
[00:48.480]My, that was lots of good fun (Said the cat)
[00:49.969]That was fun that was funny, in fact (Hmm)
[00:52.921]But one thing to know about me (Said the cat)
[00:54.642]Is that I tend to always come back (Cat in- oh yeah!)
[00:58.141]I keep two Things in the back brick
[01:00.116]Quick to make you disappear like a hat trick (Cat in- oh yeah!)
[01:02.204]Begged Shrek asked him, "bring back the magic"
[01:04.325]You're not the classic, Cat in the Hat is (Cat in- oh yeah!)
[01:07.081]My, my, you haven't faced time kindly
[01:09.105]Got nine lives, it looks like you've lived ninety
[01:11.328]How did you get packed up by a lone wolf, bro?
[01:13.314]Better pack it up and move back to the old folks' home
[01:15.983]I'm just checking in since your parents are missing
[01:18.256]I'm family friendly, you've been after kitties
[01:20.520]'Cuz the altar escape put your marriage on a Softpaws
[01:22.727]It altered your mate, now it's as if Kitty's got claws
[01:24.987]Reunited again, with Perrito
[01:27.254]But she's not impressed by your little gatito
[01:29.734]And she knows that she won't compete with your ego
[01:32.021]So, next time you die? Adios, amigo!
[01:34.569][Verse 3: Puss In Boots (Keyblade)]
[01:34.570]Life is a journey and death is a given
[01:36.607]The pages are turned as our stories are written
[01:38.949]Your legacy's tethered to Seuss's estate
[01:41.168]And defaced by the hatred he paved in his place
[01:43.505]It has been a lifetime since the Doctor was in
[01:45.851]And his racism tainted the pages he penned
[01:48.095]As he propped propaganda art for armed citizens
[01:50.339]Death of the author caught the dog whistling
[01:53.054]Major empaca tus cosas si me cuelo en tu balcón
[01:55.094](You better pack your things up when I step onto your street)
[01:55.095]Todo el daño a la propiedad que hay en mi casa lo hago yo
[01:57.344](Only one damaging property in mi casa is me)
[01:57.345]Tu live action hizo que hasta la señor
[01:57.537]Seuss se ralle (Live action disaster even earned you Seuss' wife's ire)
[01:59.972]Ni Shrek hizo ver tan desagradable a
[02:01.764]Mike Myers (Battled Shrek and you're by far the most disturbing Mike Myers)
[02:01.979]Fight me if you must, flee me if you're scared
[02:04.602]Face me if you can, fear me if you dare
[02:06.570]You're done running away, the kids have had enough
[02:08.866]I'm dropping the mic, now... pick it up
[02:10.919][Verse 4: Cat In The Hat (The Stupendium)]
[02:10.920]Pick it up? Gladly!
[02:12.573]I'll pick up the flow
[02:13.666]To diss this misfit?
[02:14.612]Oh, The Places I'll Go
[02:15.708]You call me a stray? You're an orphan
[02:17.837]Who stole from his own hometown for his fortune, then scorned it
[02:20.447]Alexander banked on you to free him, but you didn't
[02:22.688]You ran from the militia and abandoned him in prison
[02:24.923]Took the greatest of falls into the plan that he was hatching
[02:27.219]Soon as you tried to get laid, he got you back and now all the horses and men
[02:30.380]Could never begin to mend
[02:31.603]Or put you and Humpty's friendship back together again
[02:34.131]Buddy has been stalking before the beanstalk
[02:36.560]And better believe bested you 'til his scheme stopped and he dropped
[02:39.136]Now, what would you do when brother's plans were foiled?
[02:41.273]Couldn't take the fall, you made him take it for you
[02:43.512]Unless you mend fences a whole awful lot
[02:45.777]Then your legacy's end is once Death has you caught