天命(那只猴子) - 吴小宝.mp3
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[00:01.290]天命(那只猴子)[00:01.680]演唱:吴小宝[00:02.010]东胜神洲那只妖猴[00:04.230]闹龙宫闯地府[00:07.110]盗仙丹[00:08.520]大闹天宫[00:10.320]罪无可恕[00:12.690]被擒至那斩妖台上[00:15.180]刀劈斧砍倒地而亡[00:19.620]自那只猴子死后[00:21.180]老君先退了左右[00:22.860]说趁着血未凉透[00:24.570]再炼它一层皮肉[00:26.250]罪名是大闹天宫[00:27.840]也或是地府龙宫[00:29.490]亦或是相貌平庸[00:31.110]总有个不正之风[00:32.790]可忽是炸了丹炉[00:34.530]这猴子说它不服[00:36.120]被西边来的一浮屠[00:37.890]以一掌入了虚无[00:39.540]世人赞世人闻[00:41.190]求真经后拜佛门[00:42.870]以上便是天上人[00:44.430]传下的那段爽文[00:47.700]真相是猴子太强[00:49.350]名号也起的太狂[00:51.150]齐天大圣美猴王[00:52.830]惹了那位玉皇[00:54.300]先封它一个弼马温[00:56.160]然后叫他念着恩[00:57.630]又让他看着乾坤[00:59.310]却不可动个三分[01:01.050]猴子终于受了骗[01:02.760]一怒拆了凌霄殿[01:04.410]漫天神佛都曾见[01:05.970]他整整拆了两遍[01:07.710]这个把柄到了手[01:09.300]你还不跟着我走[01:11.010]齐天大圣这条狗[01:12.930]应该能用个很久[01:15.990]五百年后五行山[01:17.610]来自那东土长安[01:19.140]这和尚望着山端[01:20.820]那猴子笑的正欢[01:22.530]他哪是什么转世[01:24.060]是出自一个小寺[01:25.740]取经人换了九次[01:27.390]也没过几个百日[01:29.250]被选中的倒霉蛋[01:30.900]对着猴子轻唤[01:32.370]说九九八十一难[01:34.020]您至少顶个一半[01:35.820]那一环套着又一环[01:37.470]这世人却不心寒[01:39.210]因为只有觉得难[01:40.740]你才会觉得不凡[01:44.190]王母娘娘月中望[01:45.780]见了二人心中向[01:47.400]说天蓬元帅的模样[01:49.110]成了猪会怎样[01:50.700]你背后没个人物[01:52.200]哪来的什么前路[01:53.880]你侥幸走的两三步[01:55.620]还不如跪在原处[01:57.360]卷帘捧着琉璃盏[01:59.040]在对着天庭大喊[02:00.720]不算晚不算晚[02:02.370]一个碎片也不短[02:04.050]一枚弃子的努力[02:05.550]还真是感天动地[02:07.110]可惜了这局游戏[02:08.820]你至多算个玩具[02:10.620]谁的坐骑下了凡[02:12.180]打完了还在坐下谈[02:13.890]谁的童子做了难[02:15.600]万万的尸骨还未寒[02:17.190]一路的妖魔鬼怪[02:18.720]都各自有着门派[02:20.370]斗的赢也斗的败[02:22.140]可风吹过后还在[02:23.760]是哪个神仙赋了闲[02:25.530]大梦一场送的缘[02:27.180]天上人间一百年[02:28.740]这一百年的苦难言[02:30.480]做的恶和拔的刀[02:32.160]让白骨堆了万丈高[02:33.840]然后上了云霄[02:35.280]便一笔而销[02:37.110]唯有那具白骨[02:38.550]和山下那只老虎[02:40.380]他们无人作主[02:41.880]那定是妖魔作伍[02:43.680]妻离子散的老牛[02:45.300]已再也不可抬头[02:46.950]车迟国的百姓愁[02:48.600]已没了未雨绸缪[02:50.190]那五庄观的人肉[02:51.810]被猴子一眼看透[02:53.670]西天脚下的铜臭[02:55.230]比鬼怪更是难斗[02:56.970]神仙也是爱吃人[02:58.530]可神仙吃的不留痕[03:00.180]用科学方法吃人[03:01.740]只吃了你的神魂[03:06.780]这猴子终于忍不住[03:08.460]遁回了那条妖路[03:10.200]对着漫天神佛怒[03:11.730]说你们算个何物[03:13.380]他对着十万天兵[03:15.030]横扫了二十八星[03:16.620]叫给那玉帝老儿听[03:18.390]说有笔账要清一清[03:20.130]我听调也不听宣[03:21.690]就看他打到天边[03:23.460]我也想有这一天[03:25.020]可惜我是个神仙[03:26.640]它一棒打到殿中[03:28.320]以命在与天一争[03:30.150]它又喊出那一声[03:32.100]老子是齐天大圣
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