[00:00.000] 作曲 : Jeanine Tesori[00:00.934]Play the Shrek: The Musical Quiz[00:02.011]Settle in, girls, it's story time[00:07.007]There's a princess in a tower[00:10.526]Oh, my gosh, that's just like me[00:13.776]Poor Rapunzel needs a haircut[00:17.262]But the witch won't set her free[00:20.250]She passes time by singing[00:22.074]Like someone else I know[00:23.796]As years go by she sits and waits[00:25.756]As years go by? Uh oh[00:27.888]A torturous existence[00:30.137]I don't remember this part[00:31.853]She wishes she were dead[00:33.394]Skip ahead, skip ahead[00:35.884]But in the end Rapunzel[00:38.956]Finds a millionaire[00:40.715]The prince is good at climbing[00:43.095]And braiding golden hair[00:47.638]So I know, he'll appear[00:50.947]'Cause there are rules[00:52.330]And there are strictures[00:55.638]I believe the storybooks[00:57.989]I read by candlelight[01:01.492]My white knight and his steed[01:05.340]Will look just like these pictures[01:08.964]It won't be long now, I guarantee[01:14.397]Day number 23[01:20.076]I know it's today, I know it's today[01:31.929]Oh, here's a good one, it's a classic[01:35.469]There's a princess in a comma[01:38.761]Glad it's her instead of me[01:42.294]Pretty maiden in a glass box[01:46.110]How I wonder does she pee?[01:48.691]Blah, blah, blah, poison apple[01:50.409]Boring, boring, evil queen[01:52.308]Filler, filler, been there, read that[01:54.039]Seven shorties on the scene[01:55.856]Skip ahead, skip ahead[01:58.664]But in the end the princess[02:01.320]Wakes up with a start[02:03.101]The prince is good at kissing[02:05.160]And melting Snow White's heart[02:09.866]So I know, he'll appear[02:13.086]And his armor will be blinding[02:17.957]As shining as his perfect teeth[02:21.089]And manly hose[02:23.537]He'll propose on one knee[02:26.971]And our prenup will be binding[02:30.987]About time we set the wedding date[02:36.668]Day number 958[02:42.312]I know it's today, he'll show up today[02:54.143]There's a princess, any princess[02:57.756]Take your pick, they're all like me[03:01.424]Not exactly, I'm still waiting[03:04.594]They're living happily[03:08.043]Ever after, better get here[03:09.577]I want love in second's flat[03:11.486]No one needs these middle bits[03:13.262]Oops, did I do that?[03:15.333]Cut the villains, cut the vamping[03:17.456]Cut this fairytale[03:19.283]Cut the peril and the pitfalls[03:20.781]Cut the puppet and the whale[03:22.445]Cut the monsters, cut the curses[03:24.169]Keep the intro, cut the verses[03:26.232]And the waiting, the waiting[03:28.286]The waiting, the waiting, the waiting[03:37.112]But I know, he'll appear[03:40.244]Though I seem a bit bipolar[03:45.041]And I'm a vandal now as well[03:48.575]Though he won't mind[03:50.933]I'm a find, I'm a catch[03:54.404]And a very gifted bowler[03:58.219]It won't be long now, I guarantee[04:03.901]Day number[04:06.388]Are you there, God?[04:09.059]It's me, Fiona, it's me, Fiona[04:19.308]Now I know, he'll appear[04:23.121]'Cause there are rules[04:24.590]And there are strictures[04:27.670]I believe the storybooks[04:30.070]I read by candlelight[04:33.670]My white knight[04:34.890]My knight and his steed[04:37.371]Will look just like these pictures[04:40.714]It won't be long now, I guarantee[04:46.557]Day number 23[04:48.744]Day number 958[04:50.824]Day number 8423[05:00.793]I know it's today, I know it's today[05:03.809]I know it's today, I know it's today[05:05.903]I know it's today, I know it's today[05:09.294]I know it's today[05:14.370]