[00:00.00] 作词 : STEVEN DAVIS/Nora Smith[00:00.14] 作曲 : STEVEN DAVIS/Nora Smith[00:00.29]This is the dog[00:01.37]Why do you have the dog?[00:02.29]How long have you had him?[00:03.25]What time is it?[00:03.95]Around 4 4[00:04.87]Since yesterday[00:05.41]What?We need to get this dog returned as quickly as possible[00:08.45]So people stop tearing up my park[00:10.04]Wait, Dad, can we sidebar?[00:11.62]I have a totally unrelated question[00:13.66]You know how you've always said we should get a dog?[00:15.91]I’ve never said that in my life,Cole[00:17.95][00:18.41]I know it looks like dog napping behavior[00:20.91]But trust me dad,I'm this furry guy's savior![00:23.50]Trapped up in the tower with only Bitsy to nuzzle[00:25.66]Shampagne is like a way better Rapunzel[00:27.95]And it's not like I took him,if anything he took me[00:30.08]He took my breath away when he was taking a pee[00:32.54][00:33.04]Puttin' aside this is probably against the law[00:34.83]That's just a tiny flaw[00:36.08]Son, you can't have a dog[00:37.29][00:37.58]Let me keep this dog and I will never not walk him[00:39.70]I know that's a double negative but I'm smart and[00:42.20]I’ll take him to the veterinarian when he's ill[00:44.33]I’ll get some peanut butter to help him swallow his pill[00:46.79]Right now he's a lap dog in the lap of luxury[00:49.16]But he shouldn't be cooped up, he should be out there running free[00:51.58]Look at his eyes, can't you see that he's sad man?[00:53.75]I’ll clean up his poops, you can call me Mr.Bag-hands[00:56.25][00:56.45][00:58.70]When he poops I'll pick it up[00:59.75]You'll pick it up?[01:00.37]I’ll pick it up[01:00.83]When he poops I'll pick it up[01:02.58]No you won't[01:02.66]I will,I love that dog[01:04.08][01:04.33]Son, we gotta think about the consequence[01:08.45]What if we are sent to doggy jail for this?[01:12.29]Can't keep this dog[01:13.45]Papa I believe this puppy's heaven sent[01:17.79]I promise to pick up his every excrement[01:21.75][01:21.91]He has a home we have to give him back[01:24.45]I’ll take good care of him[01:25.79]We're done discussing that we can't keep him[01:28.20]That's not part of the plan[01:29.08]We have to keep him, he makes me want to be a better man, please dad![01:32.66][01:34.00]When he poops I'll pick it up[01:35.00]I’ll pick it up, when he poops l'll pick it up[01:37.54]Not that it matters, but no, you won't[01:38.37]I love that dog[01:39.50][01:39.66]Son, we gotta think about the consequence[01:43.95]What if we are sent to doggy jail for this?[01:47.62]Can't keep this dog[01:48.83]Papa I believe this puppy's heaven sent[01:53.04]I promise to pick up his every excrement[01:57.04][01:57.25]Alright, so it's settled[01:58.91]We're keeping him[01:59.58]You know, it seems like it's going to be really great to have around[02:02.29]No[02:02.66]He's my best friend[02:03.58]Doesn’t matter[02:04.16]I love you, Dad[02:04.79]I love you too, son[02:05.96]We’re not keeping the dog