[00:01.513]...[01:04.395]This was a triumph[01:07.846]I'm making a note here: "HUGE SUCCESS"[01:12.548]It's hard to overstate my satisfaction[01:19.970]Aperture Science[01:23.599]We do what we must because we can[01:28.912]For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead[01:34.501]But there's no sense crying over every mistake[01:38.472]You just keep on trying till you run out of cake[01:42.484]And the Science gets done[01:44.613]And you make a neat gun[01:46.477]For the people who are still alive[01:56.039]I'm not even angry[01:59.762]I'm being so sincere right now[02:04.803]Even though you broke my heart[02:08.530]And killed me[02:11.630]And tore me to pieces[02:15.711]And threw every piece into a fire[02:20.763]As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you[02:26.636]Now these points of data make a beautiful line[02:30.352]And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time[02:34.333]So I'm GLaD I got burned[02:36.474]Think of all the things we learned[02:38.324]For the people who are still alive[02:52.433]Go ahead and leave me[02:55.617]I think I prefer to stay inside[03:00.675]Maybe you'll find someone else to help you[03:07.878]Maybe Black Mesa[03:11.869]That was a joke, haha, fat chance[03:16.931]Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist[03:22.417]Look at me still talking when there's Science to do[03:26.396]When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you[03:30.382]I've experiments to run[03:32.500]There is research to be done[03:34.385]On the people who are still alive[03:38.637]And believe me I am still alive[03:42.351]I'm doing science and I'm still alive[03:46.330]I feel fantastic and I'm still alive[03:50.310]While you're dying I'll be still alive[03:54.310]And when you're dead I will be still alive[03:58.291]Still alive[03:59.895]Still alive