[00:00.00] 作词 : Bret McKenzie/Jemaine Clement[00:01.00] 作曲 : Bret McKenzie/Jemaine Clement[00:02.39]Some people say that rappers don't have feelings[00:05.12]We have feelings. (We have feelings)[00:07.00]Some people say that we are not rappers. (We're rappers.)[00:09.93]That hurts our feelings.[00:10.78](Hurts our feelings when you say we're not rappers.)[00:12.61]Some people say that rappers are invincible[00:14.92]We're vincible. (We're vincible.)[00:16.45]What you are about to hear are true stories[00:18.46](Real experiences)[00:19.26]Autobiographical raps. Rapper[00:20.78]Things that happened to us, all true[00:22.85]Bring the rhyme![00:23.63]I make a meal for my friends,[00:24.55]Try to make it delicious,[00:25.66]Try to keep it nutritious,[00:26.93]Create wonderful dishes.[00:28.03]Not one of them thinks about the way I feel[00:30.21]Nobody compliments the meal[00:32.23][00:33.19]I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings[00:38.07]I feel like a prize asshole[00:39.49]No one even mentions my casserole.[00:42.21]I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.[00:47.15]You could said something nice about my profiteroles[00:49.40][00:50.95]Here's a little story to bring a tear to your eye,[00:53.02]I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive,[00:55.49]But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,[00:57.51]And the assistant suggested I try a ladies' size[00:59.63][01:00.48]I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings[01:05.12]I'm not gonna wear a ladies' wetsuit I'm a man![01:09.31]I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings[01:14.40]Get me a small man's wetsuit, please[01:16.99][01:17.74]It's my birthday, 2003[01:19.91]Waitin' for a call from my family[01:21.77][01:25.74]They forgot about me[01:26.69][01:27.69]I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings[01:32.59]The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum[01:36.17]I call my friends and say, "Let's go into town"[01:38.28]But they're all too busy to go into town[01:40.46]So I go by myself, I go into town[01:42.77]Then I see all my friends, they're all in town[01:44.89][01:45.70]I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.[01:50.60]They're all lined up to watch that movie[01:52.51]"Maid in Manhattan."[01:54.18]Have you even been told that your ass is too big?[01:56.29]Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?[01:58.47]Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed?[02:00.73]Have you ever been told you've got a weird-shaped head?[02:03.07]Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?[02:05.38]Once again, they forgot about J[02:07.60]Were you ever called "homo" 'cause at school you took drama?[02:09.82]Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?[02:11.89][02:12.33]Tears of a rapper.[02:14.45](don't wanna make a rapper cry then watch what you say)[02:16.37]I'm crying tears of a rapper[02:18.88](I pouring out the bullets of my Icannon)[02:20.71]Go play the tears of a rapper[02:23.18](These are the tears of a rapper now)[02:25.09]The diamond tears of a rapper[02:28.37](These are the bullet proof 24 karat of tears, of a rapper)