[00:03.099]Long ago in days of yore[00:06.101]It all began with a god named Thor.[00:08.462]There were Vikings and boats[00:10.011]And some plans for a furniture store.[00:14.867]It's not a bodega, it's not a mall[00:17.944]And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine[00:20.428]As if there were apartments smaller than mine[00:26.513]Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen[00:32.491]Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men[00:38.898]Everyone has a home[00:41.832]And if you don't have a home you can buy one there[00:47.981]So rent a car or take the bus[00:50.946]Lay your cash down and put your trust[00:53.447]In the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size[00:59.868]Billy the bookcase says hello[01:02.823]And so does a table whose name is Ingo[01:05.432]And the chair is a ladder-back birch but his friends call him Karl[01:11.705]Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen[01:17.499]Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men[01:23.803]Everyone has a home[01:26.760]And if you don't have a home you can buy one there[01:33.630]Ikea: plywood, brushed steel[01:39.725]Ikea: meatballs, tasty[01:45.592]Ikea: Allen wrenches[01:50.967]All of them for free[01:53.898]All of them for me[02:09.047]I'm sorry I said Ikea sucks[02:11.885]I just bought a table for 60 bucks[02:14.321]And a chair and a lamp[02:15.975]And a shelf and some candles for you[02:20.999]I was a doubter just like you[02:23.739]Till I saw the American dream come true[02:26.437]In New Jersey, they got a god damned Swedish parade[02:32.715]Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen[02:38.644]Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men[02:44.830]Everyone has a home[02:47.748]But if you don't have a home you can buy one there