Ikea - Jonathan Coulton.mp3

Ikea - Jonathan Coulton.mp3
Ikea-Jonathan Coulton (无损音质) 专享
[00:03.099]Long ago in da...
[00:03.099]Long ago in days of yore
[00:06.101]It all began with a god named Thor.
[00:08.462]There were Vikings and boats
[00:10.011]And some plans for a furniture store.
[00:14.867]It's not a bodega, it's not a mall
[00:17.944]And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine
[00:20.428]As if there were apartments smaller than mine
[00:26.513]Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
[00:32.491]Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
[00:38.898]Everyone has a home
[00:41.832]And if you don't have a home you can buy one there
[00:47.981]So rent a car or take the bus
[00:50.946]Lay your cash down and put your trust
[00:53.447]In the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size
[00:59.868]Billy the bookcase says hello
[01:02.823]And so does a table whose name is Ingo
[01:05.432]And the chair is a ladder-back birch but his friends call him Karl
[01:11.705]Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
[01:17.499]Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
[01:23.803]Everyone has a home
[01:26.760]And if you don't have a home you can buy one there
[01:33.630]Ikea: plywood, brushed steel
[01:39.725]Ikea: meatballs, tasty
[01:45.592]Ikea: Allen wrenches
[01:50.967]All of them for free
[01:53.898]All of them for me
[02:09.047]I'm sorry I said Ikea sucks
[02:11.885]I just bought a table for 60 bucks
[02:14.321]And a chair and a lamp
[02:15.975]And a shelf and some candles for you
[02:20.999]I was a doubter just like you
[02:23.739]Till I saw the American dream come true
[02:26.437]In New Jersey, they got a god damned Swedish parade
[02:32.715]Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
[02:38.644]Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
[02:44.830]Everyone has a home
[02:47.748]But if you don't have a home you can buy one there
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