Comedy - Bo Burnham.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.635] 作曲 : Bo Burnham
[00:01.271]The world is changing
[00:05.257]The planet's heating up
[00:08.710]What the **** is going on? (Recorded laughter)
[00:14.553]Rearranging
[00:17.205]It's like everything happened all at once
[00:20.931]Um, what the **** is going on? (Recorded laughter)
[00:27.300]The people rising in the streets
[00:30.492]The war, the drought
[00:33.419]The more I look, the more I see nothing to joke about
[00:40.049]Is comedy over?
[00:42.977]Should I leave you alone?
[00:44.308]'Cause, really, who's gonna go for joking at a time like this?
[00:49.081]Should I be joking at a time like this?
[00:52.009]I wanna help to leave this world better than I found it
[00:58.117]And I fear that comedy won't help, and the fear is not unfounded
[01:05.020]Should I stop trying to be funny?
[01:08.208]Should I give away my money? No
[01:16.706]What do I do?
[01:23.885]Healing the world with comedy
[01:29.194]The indescribable power of your comedy
[01:36.634]The world needs direction
[01:39.823]From a white guy like me (Bingo)
[01:43.011]Who is healing the world with comedy
[01:51.238]That's it
[01:53.904]The world is so ****ed up. Systematic oppression, income inequality, the other stuff... And there's only one thing that I can do about it. While— While being paid and being the center of attention
[02:14.354]Healing the world with comedy
[02:18.862]Making a literal difference, metaphorically
[02:24.185]A Jew walks into a bar, and I've saved him a seat
[02:30.288]That's healing the world with comedy
[02:34.540]I'm a special kind of white guy
[02:37.195]I self-reflected, and I want to be an agent of change
[02:40.331]So I am gonna use my privilege for the good (Very cool, way to go!)
[02:45.380]American white guys
[02:48.035]We've had the floor for at least 400 years
[02:51.485]So maybe I should just shut the **** up...
[03:00.520]I'm bored
[03:01.851]I don't wanna do that
[03:04.234]There's got to be another way (Yes)
[03:07.422]For me to help out without standing on the sidelines (Never!)
[03:12.479]The wait is over
[03:14.600]I'm white, and I'm here to save the day
[03:17.256]Lord, help me channel Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side (Sandra Bullock!)
[03:23.897]Healing the world with comedy
[03:27.884]Making a literal difference, metaphorically
[03:33.454]And yes, most likely, they'll pay me, but I'd do it for free
[03:39.038]I am healing the world with comedy
[03:45.678]If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke
[03:48.330]Don't panic
[03:49.392]Call me and I'll tell you a joke
[03:51.250]If you see white men dressed in white cloaks
[03:53.912]Don't panic—call me and I'll tell you a joke
[03:57.366]Oh, shit
[03:59.485]Should I be joking at a time like this?
[04:02.412]If you start to smell burning toast
[04:05.603]You're having a stroke
[04:06.662]Or overcooking your toast
[04:07.995]If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke
[04:10.910]Don't panic—call me and I'll tell you a joke
[04:14.102]If you see white men dressed in white cloaks
[04:16.694]Don't panic—call me and I'll tell you a joke
[04:19.622]Oh, shit
[04:22.004]Should I be joking at a time like this?
[04:25.466]Somebody help me out 'cause I don't know
[04:29.977]And I want to help to leave this world better than I found it
[04:35.560]And I fear that comedy won't help, and the fear is not unfounded
[04:41.130]Should I stop trying to be funny?
[04:44.059]Should I give away my money? No!
[04:50.167]I know what I gotta do
[04:54.154]Healing the world with comedy
[04:58.400]Making a literal difference, metaphorically
[05:03.983]I swore I'd never be back, and now, I'm back on my feet
[05:09.554]And I'm healing the world with comedy