[00:00.00] 作词 : Stephen Sondheim[00:00.56] 作曲 : Stephen Sondheim[00:01.12]If the head was smaller[00:04.75]If the tail were longer[00:08.20]If he faced the water[00:11.46]If the paws were hidden[00:14.65]If the neck was darker[00:17.86]If the back was curved[00:21.28]More like the parasol[00:25.93]Bumbum bum bumbumbum[00:27.66]Bumbum bum...[00:32.75]More shade[00:35.89]More tail[00:39.20]More grass[00:41.66]Would you like some more grass?[00:44.48]Mmmm...[00:46.08]Ruff! Ruff![00:48.43]Thanks, the week has been rough[00:52.68]When you're stuck for life on a garbage scow[00:56.45]Only forty feet long from stern to prow[01:00.02]And the crackpot in the bow-wow, rough[01:04.96]The planks are rough[01:06.50]And the wind is rough[01:07.60]And the master's drunk and mean and[01:09.85]Gruff! Gruff![01:13.01]With the fish and scum[01:13.92]And planks and ballast[01:16.53]The nose gets numb[01:17.47]And the paws get callused[01:20.09]And with splinters in your ass[01:21.18]You look forward to the grass[01:22.54]On Sunday[01:29.70]The day off[01:32.13]Off! Off! Off![01:36.52]Off![01:37.88]The grass needs to be thicker. Perhaps a few ****s. With some ants, if you would. I love fresh ants.[01:43.86]Roaming around on Sunday[01:47.07]Poking among the roots and rocks[01:50.41]Nose to the ground on Sunday[01:53.60]Studying all the shoes and socks[01:56.92]Everything's worth it Sunday[01:59.79]The day off[02:04.08]Bits of pastry[02:05.64]Piece of chicken[02:07.24]There's a handkerchief[02:08.23]That somebody was sick in[02:10.50]There's a thistle[02:12.10]That's a shallot[02:13.69]That's a dripping[02:14.50]From the loony with the palette[02:18.10]Yap! Yap![02:22.10]Yap![02:22.86]Out for the day on Sunday[02:25.99]Off my lady's lap at last[02:29.28]Yapping away on Sunday[02:32.63]Helps you forget the week just past[02:35.89]Everything's worth it Sunday[02:38.64]The day off[02:41.22]Yep![02:42.61]Stuck all week on a lady's lap[02:45.19]Nothing to do but yawn and nap[02:48.17]Can you blame me if I yap?[02:50.44]Nope.[02:51.72]There's just so much attention a dog can take.[02:57.44]Being alone on Sunday[03:00.66]Rolling around in mud and dirt[03:03.98]Begging a bone on Sunday[03:07.11]Settling for a spoiled dessert[03:10.45]Everything's worth it[03:11.29]Sunday[03:13.07]The day off[03:17.38]Something fuzzy[03:18.79]Something furry[03:20.38]Something pink[03:21.11]That someone tore off in a hurry[03:23.65]What's the muddle[03:25.19]In the middle?[03:26.75]That's the puddle[03:27.56]Where the poodle[03:28.35]Did the piddle