[00:09.32][Verse 1][00:11.05]Ay yo[00:12.01]Cover your ears and shield your eyes[00:13.43]Furthermore viewer discretion advised[00:15.01]A clever disguise[00:15.88]Ridiculous ruse[00:16.55]I'm gaining momentum and blowing a fuse![00:18.11]So raise your glasses for a toast[00:19.57]Who eats the fastest gets the most![00:21.08]Ya better be glad to hear "nice to meet cha'!"[00:22.67]Usually by now? I'd probably eat cha'![00:24.33]Riddle me this[00:24.97]A plot with a twist[00:25.72]A demon still biding her time[00:26.98]Instead of half-assed rhymes in the first verse[00:28.79]Of the worst pass for a laugh track[00:30.19]Flying first-class on a massive rocket to space[00:31.99]The face of honor displaced![00:33.32]The race against mortality is a fallacy[00:35.36]In it's own case?[00:36.27]And by the grace of the powers that be[00:37.80]You've been granted a showcase of me![00:39.30]The fanciest lady this side of the gutter, ya know[00:40.81]It's "ya boy!" (you mean "girl"?)[00:41.88]Did I ****ing stutter?[00:42.49]You're utterly sorry, a sight to behold![00:43.89]I'm royally flushing, you're ready to fold![00:45.35]Your filter is showing a foolish mistake[00:46.79]I'm sorry my dear I'm afraid you're a fake![00:48.53]But take what you will from an infamous demon[00:49.92]Wheeling and dealing with rhyming to reason[00:51.69]Don't be dramatic, not trying to spite you[00:53.02]It's none of my business that nobody likes you![00:54.56]Innocent 'til proven guilty, sorry that's my game[00:57.52]I'm forever "Mister Mystery"[00:58.96]But tell 'em what what's my name, boys and girls?[01:00.25][Chorus][01:00.58]DEMONDICEは かっこいい[01:02.16]かっこいい と 可愛い[01:03.66]One for the money and two for the show[01:05.20]"H" is for "honesty"![01:06.19]嘘、 でしょう?[01:06.63]DEMONDICEは かっこいい[01:08.14]かっこいい と 可愛い[01:09.60]優しいさの塊[01:10.61](汚い ない ない ない ない)[01:11.29]I'm your lady![01:13.15]DEMONDICEは かっこいい[01:14.22]かっこいい と 可愛い[01:15.76]One for the money and two for the show[01:17.18]"H" is for "honesty"![01:18.30]嘘、 でしょう?[01:19.17]DEMONDICEは かっこいい[01:20.32]かっこいい と 可愛い[01:21.79]めっちゃくっちゃ[01:23.25]めっちゃくっちゃ[01:24.32]可愛いくてかっこいい、 ね?[01:25.08][Verse 2][01:25.66]Ladies and gentlemen[01:26.28]Boys and bitches[01:26.82]Audience members will end up in stitches![01:27.94]Violence, letting silence[01:29.27]Better pile the bodies up high![01:30.76]Setting your sights on the "pie in the sky"[01:32.31]Haven't you heard that ambition's a lie?[01:33.62]Well, come to think of it[01:34.93]I could drink to forget[01:35.56]The fact that my life is devoid of duets![01:36.93]While dead-end relationships got you all stressed[01:38.70]I've been too busy becoming the best![01:40.04]I've been too busy confusingly, dizzily[01:41.46]Spinning my craft to be winning material![01:42.98]What's on your cereal box?[01:44.26]It's me![01:44.87]Be sure that you're getting your vitamin C![01:46.11]100% money back guarantee![01:47.54]The loosest of feet and the fanciest free![01:49.24]こつこつ stepping with diligence[01:50.88]ひそひそ secret magnificence![01:52.28]Nah, it's a lie, I'm a ****ing disgrace[01:53.74]Now light my cigar and get outta my face[01:55.16]Truly, you are mistaken if you think that I'm ashamed[01:58.08]I'm forever "Mister Mystery"[01:59.84]But tell 'em what what's my name, boys and girls?[02:00.96][Chorus][02:01.37]DEMONDICEは かっこいい[02:02.83]かっこいい と 可愛い[02:04.35]One for the money and two for the show[02:05.85]"H" is for "honesty"![02:07.07]嘘、 でしょう?[02:07.43]DEMONDICEは かっこいい[02:08.88]かっこいい と 可愛い[02:10.46]優しいさの塊[02:11.44](汚い ない ない ない ない)[02:12.03]I'm your lady![02:13.89]DEMONDICEは かっこいい[02:15.01]かっこいい と 可愛い[02:16.57]One for the money and two for the show[02:17.99]"H" is for "honesty"![02:19.36]嘘、 でしょう?[02:19.92]DEMONDICEは かっこいい[02:21.10]かっこいい と 可愛い[02:22.64]めっちゃくっちゃ[02:23.48]めっちゃくっちゃ[02:24.23]可愛いくてかっこいい、 ね?[02:27.45]