[00:00.00] 作曲 : John Gelardi[00:01.00] 作词 : Timothy C Ames[00:12.40]My hardened heart is frozen, weathered one too many winters[00:18.00]I no more smell the roses, I woke to watch 'em wither[00:24.60]I'm Mr. Optimistic, but I'm missing my missus[00:31.60]So now I feel my ringless fingers reaching for my mistress[00:38.40]I'm afflicted with a wicked disease[00:41.50]which I never wish to be rid of[00:44.80]This addiction got me stricken to my knees[00:47.50]with obsession yet I've never felt bigger[00:51.40]Once bitten, you're smitten, no kiddin'[00:53.80]no way I'll leave unless I'm leaving with her[00:56.60]Is the magic real? Are we a package deal?[01:00.40]Slap a stamp on it, cause they gonna ship us, honey[01:15.90]I would never try to objectify[01:19.80]But you're a ten, and you got the gentlemen in line[01:22.00]What I lack in size, I can catch in eyes[01:25.10]So my lady claim your five foot seven prize I'm a,[01:29.70]Short man, tall woman[01:32.70]Hot damn, good-lookin'[01:36.20]I can't stand, I'm shooken[01:39.60]Lord help, I'm hooked because[01:42.80]I'm a, short man, tall woman[01:45.80]All glam, full bosom[01:49.60]Yes ma'am, your cushion[01:52.40]Was meant for all my pushin'[02:01.80]Don't ever let her catch you with your guard down[02:04.60]You can bet she'll get your heart and have it carved out[02:07.90]With her skin tight silk stilted in stilettos[02:11.00]Crimson lips glisten in the shadows[02:14.00]Covered in curves, and she don't cut shallow[02:17.00]Got her talons in deep, keep your eyes up, fellows[02:20.00]Bear your fangs, baby drain me dry[02:24.00]I won't even try to run away cause I'm your[02:27.40]Short man, tall woman[02:30.40]Hot damn, good-lookin'[02:33.00]I can't stand, I'm shooken[02:37.00]Lord help, I'm hooked because I'm[02:40.40]A short man, tall woman[02:43.20]All glam, full bosom[02:46.20]Yes ma'am, your cushion[02:49.80]Was meant for all my pushin'[02:58.00]Watch her hair blow back as the wind just billows[03:02.40]Wrapped in satin are them massive pillows[03:05.00]No man in the Village ain't heard of her[03:09.00]If a look could kill, she's a murderer[03:12.20]Think I'm hidin'? Nah, I'm really lurkin'[03:15.20]You're the vampire, but you got me thirstin'[03:18.40]So thick, let me be your feeder[03:21.20]Girl please turn me, I'll be your[03:25.00]Short man, tall woman[03:28.60]Hot damn, good-lookin'[03:31.60]I can't stand, I'm shooken[03:34.80]Lord help, I'm hooked because I'm[03:37.00]A short man, tall woman[03:41.00]All glam, full bosom[03:44.60]Yes ma'am, your cushion[03:47.40]Was meant for all my pushin'