Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill - Epic Rap Battles of History.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : EpicLLOYD/Nice Peter/Dan Bull/Zach Sherwin/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Dante Cimadamore/Mike Betette
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Dan Bull/Zach Sherwin/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Dante Cimadamore/Mike Betette
[00:02.804]Epic rap battles of history!
[00:07.587]Winston Churchill
[00:09.976]VS
[00:11.323]Theodore Roosevelt
[00:13.981]Begin!
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[00:14.513]Bully! A challenge! I love competition!
[00:16.908]Now where would I mount the stuffed head of a Winston?
[00:20.351]I'm into fitness, digging ditches through an isthmus!
[00:23.273]Rough ridin' down to Cuba like "What's up, B***hes?!"
[00:26.726]I keep my rhymes pure, like my food and drugs
[00:29.117]I'm an American stud, and you're the British Elmer Fudd!
[00:32.048]I mean, for Christ's sake! Look at that mug!
[00:34.430]At least grow a spruce mustache and cover part of it up!
[00:37.882]And let's face it, you're not all that great
[00:40.492]You tossed away lives in Gallipoli
[00:42.350]Like they were scraps off your plate!
[00:43.950]Your whole miserable country is the size of one state!
[00:46.874]I could see my way through running that without donning my Pince-nez!
[00:49.788]Don't go toe to toe with me, you bloated drunk old man
[00:52.975]Why don't you Do-Si-Do on over to a 12 step program?
[00:55.899]I'll bust a trust fund lush with my American muscles
[00:58.826]So walk softly over here and give my big stick a suckles!
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[01:02.537]Pass me a cigar and a large glass of brandy
[01:05.196]I'm about to take you out prematurely, like your family
[01:08.381]I'm the Rhyme Minister, fresh in a hat and dinner jacket
[01:11.310]You look like a mix of EpicLLOYD and a Pringles packet!
[01:14.491]I was saving the planet from an axis of darkness
[01:17.188]While you were back home, opening national parks, yes!
[01:20.100]You were born asthmatic, you're going to choke hard
[01:23.026]While I wake up every day and chain smoke cigars!
[01:26.214]I'll fight you on the beaches, I'll fight you on the beats, yes!
[01:29.599]Any way you want to fight I'll fight ya and I'll beat ya, see?
[01:32.521]I might be battling you even though I'm toasted
[01:35.182]But tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be roasted!
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[01:38.377]My parents died, when they were young and it was morbid
[01:41.306]But at least they didn't ditch me when they were alive like yours did
[01:44.226]Oh shit! World War Too soon?
[01:46.351]Well Teddy's dropping bombs, so you best go hide in your tube!
[01:50.334]You should be ashamed of your military honor
[01:52.989]Everyone knows you're back home like "Thank God for Pearl Harbor!"
[01:56.177]Don't worry, the U.S. will give you a pass
[01:58.567]Just change your poster to keep calm and kiss my cousin's ass
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[02:02.294]Steady there, I don't think it's very fair
[02:05.214]For a British bulldog to melee with a Teddy Bear
[02:08.138]You're no man, you're an overgrown Boy Scout
[02:11.051]I should stuff you in a pram just so you can throw your toys out!
[02:14.255]They put your fat head on a mountain to save face
[02:17.192]But if Rushmore was a band, then you'd play bass!
[02:20.052]Look at Roosevelt, the dude's about to lose the bout to Churchill!
[02:23.241]If a bullet to the chest won't stop you, my words will
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[02:26.423]A bullet can't stop the Bull Moose!
[02:29.094]TR will give WC the full deuce!
[02:31.759]
[02:32.016]Whatever shit you throw at me, I'll just return to sender!
[02:34.947]I'll battle to the end and I will never surrender!
[02:38.127]
[02:38.394]Who won?
[02:40.251]Who's next?
[02:41.583]You decide!
[02:44.236]Epic rap battles of history!