[00:00.00] 作词 : EddieYoung[00:01.00] 作曲 : NeeN\烛鷷大魔王[00:02.65]作曲:EddieYoung[00:05.65]作词:EddieYoung[00:08.93]编曲:NeeN\烛鷷大魔王[00:10.33]混音:EddieYoung[00:11.68][00:17.26]幺鸡要不要得起嘛[00:19.15]老子大对带根儿[00:21.05]麻将打不打的来嘛[00:22.75]你督哥还在这儿[00:24.62]下班来不来得到嘛[00:26.46]我带你去逮猫儿[00:28.20]炸弹要不要得起嘛[00:30.07]摸到双王哦嚯儿[00:31.76][00:31.96]都说小赌怡情大赌伤身[00:33.63]斗个地主还搞得天下三分[00:35.43]打个麻将何必又那么认真[00:37.07]摸到同花顺你还欲火焚身[00:39.01]我劝平常跟我好的朋友些[00:40.73]不要跟我亮出你嘞绣花针[00:42.47]我们打牌不是打游戏机[00:44.29]不要学瓜p一样老板上分[00:46.28]美女些学生党在我屋头搓麻将[00:49.93]开豪车去香港澳门赌场点大将[00:53.56]清一色十三幺钻石项链颈颔上[00:57.00]faker快爬你娃不要跟我讲说唱[01:00.78]说唱不是打麻将去超市买辣酱[01:04.36]你不要跟我紧到唱老子rm有四个杠[01:08.05]十八罗汉很爽(很爽很爽)[01:11.59]八十八番很港(很港很港)[01:15.17]回成都开个工厂(工厂工厂)[01:18.43]再给你一点儿打赏(打赏打赏)[01:22.52]美女抱到你的床上[01:26.04]回了屋头我们再凑一桌麻将[01:28.18][01:28.88][01:29.57]幺鸡要不要得起嘛[01:32.07]老子大对带根儿[01:33.35]麻将打不打的来嘛[01:35.15]你督哥还在这儿[01:36.89]下班来不来得到嘛[01:38.68]我带你去逮猫儿[01:40.49]炸弹要不要得起嘛[01:42.30]摸到双王哦嚯儿[01:43.22][01:44.12]有些人 还在想 责任哪个担当[01:47.76]二百五 三千六 打牌穿个西装[01:50.05]听上家 截下家 麻烦留点儿汤汤[01:54.98]快点儿来 买个马 你爸我买光光[01:58.67]光光嘞牌你不要去动[02:00.11]我嘞牌你也不要去碰[02:02.26]惹毛了下家打得你痛[02:04.23]你会像老鼠打个地洞[02:05.82]想打就打不管有没的空[02:07.87]喊我等到你到底有没的碰[02:09.52]你娃技术撇就加油的送[02:11.12]钱都没得你还想不想gong[02:13.18]点了杠自摸叫杠上花[02:16.76]赢了钱美女跟到回我家[02:20.26]查到假叫哈怕要遭阿鲁巴[02:24.01]整到金钓就去泰国洗桑拿[02:27.60]天胡日子过的像是唐老鸭[02:31.18]p胡还是够我吃顿小龙虾[02:35.04]那个妹儿穿的像是黑丝袜[02:38.42]回了我家不干啥子就是啪啪啪[02:41.07][02:41.77][02:42.16]幺鸡要不要得起嘛[02:45.26]老子大对带根儿[02:47.75]麻将打不打的来嘛[02:48.94]你督哥还在这儿[02:49.44]下班来不来得到嘛[02:51.08]我带你去逮猫儿[02:52.95]炸弹要不要得起嘛[02:54.79]摸到双王哦嚯儿[02:56.10][02:56.45][02:56.79]Oh **** my girl doesn't want to go to anywhere she wants to play Majiang[02:59.38][03:00.13]When I called her my home yesterday she said no she's playing majiang[03:02.72][03:03.51]You don't know what everybody's doing here I told you they're playing majiang[03:06.25][03:06.75]I told you not everybody like your game because they play majiang[03:09.59][03:10.95]Pretty girl hiphop girl every girl majiang[03:14.56]Tea house live house every house majiang[03:18.25]Workday holiday everyday majiang[03:21.50]Everyday girls in my house playing majiang[03:24.27][03:25.08]Playing majiang is what I want[03:26.88]Trible six is China song[03:28.98]You can never beat China ping pong[03:31.17]With your fXXking silly BB gun[03:32.65]Fight people with one inch punch[03:34.34]This is a funny pun[03:36.23] your sight only one inch long[03:37.83]Playing majiang is so much fun[03:38.94][03:39.98]讲几句英文还是有点儿港[03:41.72]在打两盘麻将哈怕也很爽[03:43.55]二娃你不要学别个哈起胀[03:45.15]免得要吃三块钱嘞麻辣烫[03:47.29]老司机些麻烦给我快点儿上[03:50.93]茶馆儿等到我们一起打麻将[03:52.92][03:54.61]幺鸡要不要得起嘛[03:58.15]老子大对带根儿[04:01.34]麻将打不打的来嘛[04:01.69]你督哥还在这儿[04:02.58]下班来不来得到嘛[04:03.53]我带你去逮猫儿[04:05.32]炸弹要不要得起嘛[04:06.96]摸到双王哦嚯儿[04:07.61][04:09.00]幺鸡要不要得起嘛[04:10.70]老子大对带根儿[04:12.54]麻将打不打的来嘛[04:14.34]你督哥还在这儿[04:16.33]下班来不来得到嘛[04:18.02]我带你去逮猫儿[04:19.71]炸弹要不要得起嘛[04:21.56]摸到双王哦嚯儿