[00:00.000] 作词 : Elsa Søllesvik/Pele Loriano/Teodora Spiric/Tom Oehler[00:00.169] 作曲 : Elsa Søllesvik/Pele Loriano/Teodora Spiric/Tom Oehler[00:00.339]Oh my God, we should do another song[00:02.590]But we already say bye-bye-bye[00:04.195]But it's christmas![00:05.053]So you wanna wrote a song about Jesus Christ?[00:07.133]Or Santa Claus[00:08.129]Or his wife?[00:09.698]Who the hell is Santa's wife?[00:11.297][00:11.744]She the baddest, she a savage[00:14.381]She make the best cookies ever, she no average[00:17.313]Think he schedules by himself, then you're mad b***h[00:20.396]Every kid got a gift 'cause she planned shit[00:23.364]Not the face of the campaign but she's the brain[00:26.451]Ain't no side dish, honey, cuz she's the main[00:29.638]So, she really has a seat at the table?[00:32.639]No, she ate (Oh!)[00:33.898]She left no crumbs on the plate[00:35.752]There's a saint at the North Pole and it isn't Saint Nick[00:38.474]Her name is Gertrude and she's got a long (D**k!)[00:42.635]List, sh-she's got a long list[00:44.179]She says[00:44.805]Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole[00:47.670]I hope it ****ing snows, don't eat the cookie dough[00:50.826]Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole[00:53.742]Let's start the ****ing show, one, two, three, let's go[00:58.086]She's not goodie, she's a baddie[00:59.504]Everybody knows her addy[01:00.997]Not a mommy, call her daddy[01:02.436]Sorry? Daddy, Sorry? Daddy[01:03.937]There's a saint at the Pole and it isn't Saint Nick[01:06.944]No, her name is Gertrude and she's got a long (List!)[01:11.021]Yeah, I was getting to that[01:12.508]She says[01:13.206]Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole[01:16.148]I hope it ****ing snows, don't eat the cookie dough[01:19.240]Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole[01:22.186]Let's start the ****ing show, one, two, three, let's go[01:26.229]Christmas, tree[01:29.169]Snow man, glee[01:32.254]Reindeer, neigh[01:35.142]Gertrude, sleigh[01:38.323]One, two, three, let's hoe, hoe, hoe[01:39.874]Hoe, hoe, hoe (No, no)[01:40.725]Hoe, hoe, hoe (Not like that)[01:41.871]It kinda sounds a little like[01:42.859]Like what?[01:44.027]Like, never mind...[01:46.087]There's a saint at the North Pole and it isn't Saint Nick[01:49.280]Her name is Gertrude and she's got a long (C**t!)[01:52.757]Are you ****ing kidd—[01:54.048]Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole[01:56.647]I hope it ****ing snows, don't eat the cookie dough[01:59.785]Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole[02:02.621]Let's start the ****ing show, one, two, three, let's go[02:06.003]To the North Pole!