Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso - Epic Rap Battles of History.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Dante Cimadamore/Zach Sherwin/Mike Betette
[00:00.147] 作曲 : Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Dante Cimadamore/Zach Sherwin/Mike Betette
[00:00.294]Epic rap battles of history!
[00:04.389]Bob Ross
[00:05.995]Versus
[00:07.056]Pablo Picasso
[00:09.422]Begin!
[00:09.741]I am the greatest
[00:10.951]The modern art Muhammed Ali
[00:12.252]I melt faces
[00:13.465]Call me MC Dali
[00:14.856]Your whole body of work is a fluffy mountain of crap
[00:17.363]You're the PBS version of Nickelback
[00:19.690]But I think you must be a genius
[00:21.352]'Cause with zero training
[00:22.564]You made millions teaching people how to suck at painting
[00:25.037]Why don't you go home and beat your brush, you chump?
[00:27.567]I could make better art with my wiener
[00:29.777]Lump
[00:30.872]I'm so glad you could join me today
[00:32.768]So I could teach you how to feel some joy when you paint
[00:35.428]You're a moody little genius
[00:36.935]Always so serious
[00:38.293]I know
[00:38.799]You must be on your Blue Period
[00:40.935]Your work is melancholic
[00:42.286]I'm painting happy little trees
[00:43.601]Call me Jackson Pollack
[00:44.741]Because I splatter MC's
[00:46.086]With the voice that soothes
[00:47.533]So let's do this
[00:48.780]I twist you up like you're Rubik's cubist
[00:51.061]Don't use that word
[00:51.912]Like you know what it is
[00:53.140]You painted 30, 000 pictures of
[00:54.717]Bushes and sticks
[00:55.798]Does your audience know
[00:56.961]That you stole your whole show?
[00:58.248]You just ripped off your teacher
[00:59.702]And added an afro
[01:00.778]My name is
[01:01.444]Pable Diego
[01:02.163]José Francisco de Paula
[01:03.365]Juan Nepomuceno María
[01:04.601]De los Remidios Cipriano
[01:06.054]De la Santísima Trinidad
[01:07.467]Ruiz y Picasso
[01:08.736]Back
[01:09.402]To
[01:10.040]You
[01:10.636]Bob
[01:11.482]Bob is droppin' bombs like this is Guernica
[01:13.291]Served 20 years
[01:14.528]Air Force
[01:15.039]United States of America
[01:16.599]My technique will make your mistress weep
[01:18.698]Put her to sleep
[01:19.687]Elbow drop her dreams
[01:20.584]I go deep
[01:21.476]And I keep it mellow
[01:22.764]Like some cadmium yellow
[01:23.943]I'm a bright like titanium white kind of fellow
[01:26.505]Don't believe in mistakes
[01:27.799]Unless you step to me
[01:29.089]Yo Pablo
[01:30.149]You just got your happy little ass beat
[01:32.112]Who won?
[01:33.380]Who's next?
[01:34.776]You decide!
[01:36.757]Epic rap battles of history!