On The Door - Brendan Maclean/Amanda Palmer.mp3

[00:00.55]We need one more situation
[00:09.78]You're on the door, minus one
[00:12.92]You're on the door, minus two
[00:16.89]You're on the door, minus three
[00:20.65]You're on the door, minus four
[00:24.92](static)Hey, Amanda, it's Melissa
[00:26.52]Hi, I'm sorry to be calling you, I know your show is, like, right now.
[00:29.35]But we're outside, and I'm with my friend Chris
[00:31.93]And he's with, um his cousin Stella and she just came back from college
[00:34.92]And she's a HUGE fan and she really, really wants to see you.
[00:38.67]Do you mind just putting me on plus...three?
[00:40.69]When you want the door list, you're pushing all your luck
[00:42.33]The door list is for those I want to undress and ****
[00:47.73]So if you really love me, and want to see the show
[00:51.59]Then show your coins and gird your loins and get your face down low
[00:55.27]You're on the door, minus one
[00:57.53]You're on the door, minus two
[00:59.02]You're on the door, minus three
[01:07.41]You're on the door, minus four
[01:10.59]I'm going to do that one again
[01:10.95]You're on the door, minus one
[01:12.65]You're on the door, minus two
[01:18.07]You're on the door, minus three
[01:21.68]You're on the door, minus four
[01:26.52]Can't bring your little friend?
[01:29.98]You don't see my show again
[01:33.65](Generic children: Yay!)
[01:34.10]Pay to eat, pay to swim
[01:35.86]Pay for me, or don't come in
[01:42.31]Pay to drink, pay the price
[01:45.19]Don't pay me, that's not so nice
[01:48.99]Bring yourself, bring a friend
[01:53.15]You can watch, while your friend bend
[01:56.73]Take a hike, take a chance
[02:00.27]Don't pay for me, and you don't dance
[02:04.79]Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance
[02:10.91]D-d-d-dance, dance
[02:11.58]D-d-d-dance, dance
[02:12.65]D-d-d-dance, dance
[02:13.57]D-d-d-dance
[02:19.36]You're on the door, minus one
[02:23.43]You're on the door, minus two
[02:26.81]You're on the door, minus three
[02:30.69]You're on the door, minus four
[02:34.70]You're on the door, you're on the door, minus, minus
[02:38.73]You're on the door, you're on the door, minus, minus
[02:42.53]You're on the door, you're on the door, minus, minus
[02:46.96]You're on the door, you're on the door, minus, minus
[02:50.57]Hey, and I do actually, um, watch your show and everything, do you mind just -
[02:54.13](Palmer: No.)
[02:55.36]- just ringing me up a list, I'm just with one friend, um -
[02:57.48](Palmer: The answer's no.)
[02:59.07]Just put me on plus two, no big deal, if you can't, um,
[03:01.23](Palmer: I said no.)
[03:02.98]No big deal, but that'd be awesome. Alright, you got my number now, this is not my cell, I called from P -
[03:07.10](Palmer: No.)