THE EVIL MORTY DUBSTEP RAP - None Like Joshua.mp3

[00:03.84]Is...that enough off the top?
[00:06.20]I don't know. Is it?
[00:08.50]Yes,yes,god damn,yes. I think it's great.
[00:09.95]Good.
[00:11.06]This seems like a good time for a drink
[00:13.95]and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones.
[00:17.12]A speech about politics...
[00:19.76]About order...
[00:22.06]Brotherhood...
[00:23.87]...Power.
[00:25.44]But speeches are for campaigning.
[00:29.67]Now is the time for action.
[00:34.74]I'll tell you my darkest and whimsical story
[00:38.54]Don't ever call me your typical Morty
[00:40.19]I answer to nobody,Rick or authority
[00:41.94]Smartest of all
[00:42.53]Sick with my wording cause when I was born
[00:44.24]That PRick had tried forming me into a genius
[00:46.09]I wanted more to see there was no Jerry
[00:47.59]No insecurity ,no Beth or Summer,family quarreling
[00:50.14]I excelled
[00:50.91]Rick was ashamed and left for a Morty without any brains
[00:53.43]Cause he never heared me say
[00:54.90]"Ah,geez,Rick please,just stay."
[00:57.58]So I created my own
[00:59.91]And placed him under control
[01:01.68]My right eye upon the goal
[01:03.27]Did I mention ending Ricks of all dimensions,then I get their Mortys
[01:07.13]Torture them from night to morning
[01:08.73]To disguise my fort on hideout planet
[01:10.95]And planned to plant the evidence on C-137
[01:14.13]He prevented it
[01:15.23]I'll avenge again as president
[01:17.45]No it's not
[01:19.06]Rookie Morty
[01:20.00]It's the Rickest Morty
[01:21.20]Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
[01:22.93]Never Rick and Morty
[01:24.68]No it's not
[01:25.81]Rookie Morty
[01:26.50]It's the Rickest Morty
[01:27.68]Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
[01:29.49]It's evil Morty
[01:30.78]It's evil Morty
[01:37.49]It's evil Morty
[01:44.21]No it's not
[01:45.64]Rookie Morty
[01:46.51]It's the Rickest Morty
[01:47.74]Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
[01:49.38]Never Rick and Morty
[01:50.68]No it's not
[01:52.14]Rookie Morty
[01:53.10]It's the Rickest Morty
[01:54.28]Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
[01:56.08]It's evil Morty
[01:57.44]It's evil Morty
[02:04.06]It's evil Morty
[02:10.74]The citadel's problem
[02:13.62]Is the Ricks and Mortys feeding on the citadel's death
[02:17.02]But I've got a message for them
[02:20.15]From the Ricks and Mortys keeping it alive
[02:25.98]A message
[02:28.24]From the Ricks and Mortys that believe in this citadel
[02:31.86]To the Ricks and Mortys that don't
[02:33.26]You're outnumbered
[02:35.60]Made my way to the citadel to prepare
[02:37.48]To arrange that day when I sit up there
[02:39.15]Campaigned for a chance to win it fair
[02:40.82]And persuade the state but I didn't care
[02:42.49]Defamed by the fake news as a joke
[02:44.35]Juggling Rick don't know I'ma go for their throats
[02:46.22]When I'm pouring in votes,the more I coax
[02:47.95]Then my manager getting cut. Short
[02:49.21]Tried assassinating my ass
[02:50.90]Cast him out to space with the trash
[02:52.64]Then the shadow council collapsed
[02:54.27]I eradicated this clash
[02:55.94]Now I lace
[02:56.68]All my loose ends
[02:57.46]Cause the change is soon to begin
[02:59.16]No more slaves to Rick's perception
[03:00.82]Liberate the Mortys and win
[03:02.51]Show you what could happen if you call me yellow shirt
[03:04.20]Quellin any TERRORick upset about their work
[03:05.90]Cause they never cared a bit for how we let em hurt
[03:07.48]Anyone opposing me is perilous and purged
[03:09.20]No more partners in curriculum
[03:11.04]Start from dirt
[03:11.85]Like in the slums of Mortytown
[03:13.58]For Rickless thugs like me
[03:14.76]Now see what I've become!
[03:16.66]No it's not
[03:17.35]Rookie Morty
[03:18.37]It's the Rickest Morty
[03:19.71]Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
[03:21.27]Never Rick and Morty
[03:22.45]No it's not
[03:23.95]Rookie Morty
[03:24.90]It's the Rickest Morty
[03:26.16]Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
[03:28.00]It's evil Morty
[03:29.35]It's evil Morty
[03:36.33]It's evil Morty
[03:42.93]No it's not
[03:43.90]Rookie Morty
[03:44.84]It's the Rickest Morty
[03:46.02]Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
[03:47.70]Never Rick and Morty
[03:48.99]No it's not
[03:50.48]Rookie Morty
[03:51.46]It's the Rickest Morty
[03:52.52]Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
[03:54.40]It's evil Morty
[03:55.65]No it's not
[03:57.01]Rookie Morty
[03:58.02]It's the Rickest Morty
[03:59.27]Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
[04:00.98]Never Rick and Morty
[04:02.57]No it's not
[04:03.70]Rookie Morty
[04:04.71]It's the Rickest Morty
[04:05.89]Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
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