No One's Iller - Eminem/Swifty McVay.mp3

[00:01.800]Yeah… ha ha ha (Bang!)
[00:04.997]Yeah, Bizarre Kid comin' at you
[00:06.838]Eminem and Fuzz and Mr. Swifty, ha ha
[00:11.896]No one's iller than me (What?)
[00:13.744]No one, no one is iller than me
[00:17.466]No one is iller than me
[00:19.861]It's Mr. Swifty from the 313
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[00:23.854]I make rappers wanna turn into singers
[00:25.439]I keep hoes lickin' they fingers
[00:27.561]Bring this competition and face this meaning
[00:29.418]Got your whole crew doin' subpoenas
[00:32.078]Hell nah, you ain't seen a crew, genius
[00:33.419]Murder whoever's between us, pack your heaters
[00:36.069]Keep it close, you can't beat us
[00:38.719]While your whole crew treat us like Gs, you best believe this
[00:41.643]I done made quadriplegics outta these non-rappin' rejects
[00:43.240]While the whole world ejects your tape
[00:45.385]It ain't no secret that your shit sounds fake
[00:46.970]You can't stop it, my mind state
[00:49.623]Makes it too late for cops in tryin' to stop the crime rate
[00:51.499]I'm like toothaches: I'm painful to rappers
[00:53.363]Then you can tell from these shells
[00:55.217]How I gotta bend 'em like root canals
[00:57.896]I erase all trails, somethin' farther from gettin' bail
[01:00.810]Makes you wanna kill an emcee yourself, you might as well
[01:03.489]Be within a 25 to life sentence, on linking trials
[01:06.143]Horrified, and keep on frontin', repentin' and lose they bowels
[01:09.087]Everything is foul when Swift's around, vacate now
[01:12.005]Niggas dumb enough to try to front and escape, how?
[01:14.417]I'm gonna take this 'gnac and drink it straight wild
[01:18.412]Niggas steady fallin' in my face like milk crates – BLAAAOW!
[01:20.004]It's Swifty from the 313
[01:22.917]Like I said, no one is iller than me, unnhh
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[01:25.572]Me and Eminem and Mike, drivin' down Van Dyke
[01:29.037]Get my dick sucked late at night by a ****ing transvestite
[01:31.159]Still on probation for stranglin' my boy Jason
[01:34.370]Should be takin' my medication, it's nine to ten I'm facin'
[01:36.774]Last week this old man I had to blast
[01:39.688]'Cause he tried to help me out when my car was out of gas
[01:42.084]Ripped this old lady, hung her neck by a hook
[01:45.530]Didn't realize it was my grandmother 'til I checked her pocketbook
[01:47.388]****ing with the white boys got me back on crack
[01:50.312]Better explain where the hell your TVs and VCRs is at
[01:53.496]I done lost 100 pounds, I ain't been eatin' like I should
[01:56.160]This wounded dog in the street is sure lookin' good
[01:58.542]Rob this little boy in his ****in' paper route
[02:02.009]Throwin' bombs at day care centers and yell, "Everybody get out!"
[02:04.385]My girl beat my ass and shot me in the back with a two-piece
[02:06.242]'Cause she found out I was havin' an affair
[02:07.314]With her 10-year-old niece
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[02:09.439]No one, no one's iller than me
[02:12.372]It's Bizarre Kid straight from the 313
[02:15.017]No one, no one is iller than me
[02:17.690]It's Bizarre Kid straight from the 313
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[02:20.603]Nobody better test me, 'cause I don't wanna get messy
[02:23.531]Especially when I step inside this bitch, dipped freshly
[02:26.454]New Lugz, give the crew hugs, guzzle two mugs
[02:29.102]Before I do drugs that make me throw up like flu bugs
[02:32.041]True thugs, rugged unshaven messy scrubs
[02:34.686]Whippin' 40-bottles like the ****in' Pepsi clubs
[02:36.813]Down a fifth, crack open a six
[02:39.486]I'm on my seventh 8-Ball, now I gotta take a piss
[02:41.605]I'm hollerin' at these hoes that got boyfriends
[02:43.463]Who gives a **** who they was?
[02:46.126]I'm always takin' someone else's girl like Cool J does
[02:48.773]They probably don't be packin' anyways — do they, Fuzz?
[02:51.710]We walked up, stomped they asses and blew they buzz
[02:54.618]Mics get sandblasted, stab your abdomen
[02:57.283]With a hand-crafted pocketknife and spill your antacid
[02:59.939]Sprayed your mother****in' crib up when I ran past it
[03:02.860]****in' felon, headed to Hell in a hand basket
[03:05.508]Talkin' shit'll get you, your girl and your man blasted
[03:08.461]Kidnapped and slapped in a van, wrapped in Saran plastic
[03:10.048]Get your damn ass kicked
[03:11.401]By these fantastic furious four mother****ers
[03:13.781]Flashin' in front of your face without the Grandmasters
[03:18.573]Slim Shady, ain't nobody iller than me
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[03:20.173]I run shit like an ass with legs
[03:22.034]Massive lead to leave your cabbage red
[03:24.689]Similar to your ass in a casket dead
[03:27.072]Drastic spread of acid heads
[03:28.946]Come to abort you like a bastard egg
[03:31.608]That trash you said got you standin' on plastic legs
[03:34.010]Ask the feds if I'm past the edge
[03:36.674]Rockin' the most classic threads, flashin' bread
[03:40.130]Roll down the window, bitch, you got some fantastic legs!
[03:41.985]You can get 'til that ass get red
[03:44.638]You can get 'til that ass get red
[03:45.971]Bizarre, you get him and him
[03:47.829]Swift, you get him and him, I'll get him and him
[03:50.219]Leave the other two for my nigga Eminem
[03:52.877]Never writer's block, I block writers
[03:55.536]My block's tighter, ante up and get your top fighters
[03:58.735]Got fired for jumpin' the counter with a mop stick
[04:01.640]Some bitch ran up screamin', "Get the cops, quick!"
[04:04.056]And got drop kicked, now she screamin', "Stop it!"
[04:08.296]Got clips to stop shit, rock shit and grab this hot shit
[04:12.544]Wherever you shop, bitch, Fuzz Scoota '97 crop pick
[04:15.461]Sick of y'all niggas lookin' at me like I got shit
[04:17.603]I shoot a rocket through your optic
[04:20.245]You niggas still don't know the top pick
[04:22.110]I got bricks, lose my foot in your ass
[04:23.714]And have you shittin' socks, bitch
[04:26.352]P Rock shit, leave your ****in' knot split
[04:30.078]Grab the green from Al by showin' him hot grits
[04:32.734](No one) — Ain't nobody iller than me
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[04:35.928]It's the Mr. Fuzzy from the 313
[04:38.581]No one, no one is iller than me
[04:41.769]It's Eminem and Swift from the 313
[04:44.147]No one, no one is iller than me
[04:47.336]It's Fuzz and Buzz-arre from the 313
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[04:52.659]You have now witnessed four ill emcees
[04:56.904]From the home of potholes and trash