That's Not My Neighbor: The Musical (feat. David King) - Random Encounters/David King.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Andrew John Pinkerton
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Andrew John Pinkerton
[00:06.861]Sometimes looks a little weird about this neighbor
[00:09.702]They ain't sittin right with me
[00:12.506]I see you on the list
[00:13.607]but do me one more favor
[00:15.322]Can I please see your ID?
[00:18.328]This is a potato,not--you know--a license
[00:21.029]I'm really feeling on the fence
[00:24.013]Won't you please let me in?
[00:25.328]I am European
[00:26.599]Oh,that makes so much more sence
[00:29.853]Hello
[00:30.987]Hi,name please
[00:32.523]How many pancakes does it take to reshingle a dog house?
[00:36.779]Uh...what?
[00:38.007]Ehhh...goodbye
[00:40.936]Something seems a little odd about my neighbor
[00:43.610]There's something that I can't quite place...
[00:46.659]I'm a normal human bound for my apartment-
[00:49.088]Then what's that thing on your face?
[00:52.380]This is called a "pocket" ,many humans have them
[00:54.852]Won't you let me go inside?
[00:57.818]That seems vaguely shady,but I trust you,lady
[01:00.339]So I'll zip my lip and let this whole hiccup slide
[01:04.824]Hello
[01:05.924]You again?
[01:06.735]Are there any people left who still know how to do the Cha-Cha?
[01:11.359]Are you having a Cha-Cha related problem,sir?
[01:14.555]Goodbye
[01:16.190]Something seems a little strange about my neighbor...
[01:18.869]This neighbor's always wearing a hat...
[01:21.813]"Oh,you wanna know about my next door neighbor?"
[01:24.454]"He's right here eatin' my cat"
[01:34.616]If you see delinquency
[01:37.382]then just call me and the DDD
[01:40.280]Day or night,we'll keep it tight
[01:43.163]and smite these blighters dead on sight
[01:47.435]Something seems a little off about my neighbor
[01:49.880]They got an awful lot of eyes...
[01:52.955]I just got a little medical procedure
[01:55.702]That sounds a lot like a lie...
[01:58.540]I don't see your name here on my special ledger
[02:01.266]Oh, I'm just here to dine
[02:04.241]Were I more judicious,that might sound suspicious
[02:07.116]but you seem perfectly fine
[02:09.879]OoOGH!
[02:11.071]Ah,finally
[02:12.550]Someone normal
[02:13.913]OoOGH?
[02:14.628]Yes,I've been expecting you
[02:16.438]OooOoGH!
[02:17.643]Now you stay out of trouble
[02:19.388]Ooo-ooGH!
[02:21.139]Howdy! I'm a normal neighbor
[02:24.051]Doin' harmless human stuff
[02:26.652]Look,I am loath be belabor
[02:29.153]that your mug looks really flippin' rough
[02:31.955]I'm allergic to...uh
[02:33.786]Pollen?
[02:34.372]Yeah!
[02:35.170]Now I've got this subtle rash
[02:37.749]And if I weren't to reach my room...
[02:40.756]My friends would think I've met my doom
[02:43.395]from all this pollen that I've consumed...
[02:46.155]So please! please! PLEASE!!!
[02:51.124]Please,resume
[02:52.747]Thanks a lot,chump
[02:54.019]Man,I cant wait to go eat some human skin...
[02:56.399][sinister laughing]
[02:58.010]I mean,uh.. donuts
[02:59.984]I hope that doesn't come back to bite me...
[03:03.514]Nothing seems remotely wrong about this neighbor...
[03:06.160]This neighbor's not a lick amiss
[03:09.015]I don't see an issue,Everying's in order
[03:11.644]except you aren't on the list...
[03:14.691]I have extra milk to bring my human neighbors
[03:17.482]I couldn't let it go to waste
[03:20.314]Seems extremely gracious,not at an fallacious
[03:22.991]My fears were clearly misplaced
[03:25.712]Hello
[03:26.574]Look,I'm sorry,but I don't have time for-
[03:28.433]Do you know of any good squirrel divorce lawyers?
[03:31.703]All right,I-I'm super sorry about this
[03:33.704]Sorry
[03:37.174]Something's sorta sketchy with this crowd of neighbors
[03:40.142]The way they press against the glass...
[03:42.787]Let us in the building! we're not dopplegangers
[03:45.554]I can't just let you all pass
[03:48.505]Can you see we're human? Normal,average neighbors
[03:51.278]The real McCoy without a doubt
[03:54.142]Swear that you won't eat me
[03:55.429]Cross our hearts completely
[03:56.811]As long as I keep the dopplegangers out
[03:59.987]Here we come! Trust us ,we're your neighbors!
[04:02.675]Flesh and blood,not some shady strangers!
[04:05.521]Have no fear,we're not dopplegangers
[04:08.313]I couldn't throw my neighbors out