[00:00.00] 作曲 : Grapes and Sunshine[00:01.36][00:08.28]You spend your days bird watching[00:13.13]While petting your sap sucker[00:17.83]And pelican debauching[00:22.75]And goosing some poor clucker[00:27.44]The early bird will get the worm[00:32.06]If worm is just a cutesy term[00:36.67]You're using to describe your sperm, bird****er[00:42.74][00:51.00]Now when you buy a chicken[00:55.64]You don't want to pluck her[00:59.53]No, you'd rather stick your **** in[01:04.83]You filthy rubber ducker[01:09.36]And in your wettest dream you let[01:13.93]An ostrich and an emu peck your neck and double team you, bird****er[01:25.23][01:27.32]You **** birds[01:29.98]There are no words[01:36.22]Except bird****er[01:39.57][01:41.21]You'd get foul with an owl[01:45.29]You'd make sweet love to a turtle dove[01:49.71]You want to screw a cockatoo[01:54.15]You'd plug your hole with an oriole[01:59.54]The common loon is your favorite poon[02:04.19]You'd love a swan to come upon[02:08.67]You'd bury your meat in a parakeet[02:13.31]You'd **** an eagle if it weren't illegal[02:18.10]There is no quail you wouldn't nail[02:22.69]There is no stork you wouldn't pork[02:27.44]You'd spill your sauce on an albatross[02:31.87]Let loose your juice on mother goose[02:36.49][02:36.67]Oh yes, you're throbbin' for a robin so good[02:39.71]Misbehavin' with a raven and woodpecker peckin' your wood[02:42.70]And the swallow swallows your birdseed[02:44.75]That's what you need to skeet skeet to the tweet tweet[02:47.39]And you're ****in' a falcon[02:48.46]And your cock’s in a hawk[02:49.67]And you wanna make 'em all go squawk[02:52.86][02:53.63]Cause you're a bird****er[02:59.59]You **** birds