模范夫妻（翻自较劲白佳）（翻自 较劲白佳） - 沈伐辰.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : 较劲白佳
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 较劲白佳
[00:41.930]就爱跟你瞎逼贫我就爱跟你瞎逼逗
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[00:44.945]就爱听你说你这孙子忒没六
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[00:47.690]按你那话说就是这日子没法过了
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[00:49.935]但是说完这话你丫自个儿就先乐了
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[00:52.186]甩手大掌柜我就是这么难伺候
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[00:54.680]偶尔给你来点温柔还让你爱不释手
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[00:57.177]说我成天卖嘴我什么我也不会
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[01:01.182]大姐看看你自己咱谁也别说谁
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[01:02.922]不会做饭咱俩也特么饿不死
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[01:04.679]天天胡吃海塞咱过的不比谁次
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[01:08.696]爱懒不懒起的爱晚不晚
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[01:11.431]反正咱没正事儿干也不去国务院
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[01:13.439]最好每一天都能睡到下午三点
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[01:17.423]然后舔着脸说走一块 吃早点
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[01:18.939]没事溜会弯儿走到哪算哪
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[01:20.675]街边吃点羊肉串儿咱要的就是这范儿
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[01:23.438]来点咖喱味儿的牙膏韭菜味儿的香水
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[01:25.934]光天化日咱俩就大马路上亲嘴儿
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[01:28.674]下了大雨一块淋咱也不用跑
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[01:31.182]大不了回家一块冲个澡（哪摸呐!!!)
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[01:34.178]都是老夫老妻咱之间还用见外
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[01:35.929]没事接茬抽会疯咱反正见怪不怪
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[01:38.176]喜欢跟你抽风喜欢你陪我犯病
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[01:40.194]等老了咱俩一块住安定
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[01:43.431]高兴了咱俩工体蹦段CWALK
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[01:45.672]烦了宣武公园咱俩扭会大秧歌
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[01:49.431]每天睡不着咱俩都去压马路
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[01:52.173]买碗卤煮回家就着昨晚上的排骨
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[01:54.190]等到有空相约阳光明媚的下午
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[01:56.680]咱俩特么一块去趟欢乐谷
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[02:00.177]争取这回你的尖叫声能破纪录
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[02:01.182]只要不老糊涂你那声永远记得清楚
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[02:03.935]遇到事儿了别怕反正有我顶着呐
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[02:06.189]再难再悬一咬牙咱不也都过来啦
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[02:09.423]喜欢每一天跟你重新认识一遍
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[02:11.178]因为每一天你都能给我全新的发现
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[02:13.430]1+1它注定大于2
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[02:16.182]别找了丫头你的真爱就在这
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[02:18.932]俩二百五在一块就没有什么苦闷
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[02:21.174]哪怕一块坐牢咱俩一块掏大粪（我看行）
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[02:23.924]润润我的嗓子喝瓶的百事可乐
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[02:26.931]打动你的心灵那必须白式情歌！
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[02:29.428]看我把这黑色的音乐做的五彩缤纷
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[02:32.181]看我把对你的爱做到返璞归真
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[02:34.438]无拘无束自由是我歌里的成分
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[02:36.678]看看多少人又羡慕嫉妒恨
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[02:39.934]每一天的生活就是图个乐呵
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[02:41.184]甭管温哥胡哥江哥特么谁也管不着我
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[02:42.691]活的他妈那么累反倒没有意思
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[02:48.932]生老病死其实你我不过如此
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[02:50.176]有钱不花，死了特么白搭
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[02:54.424]有买保健品的钱我还不如换盒白沙（就特么知道这个）
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[02:56.679]掐指一算咱俩还剩多少时间
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[02:58.175]我只想充实跟你过每一天每一年
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[03:00.437]每一秒每一分钟铭记每一次的感动
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[03:03.421]每一刻我们的悲伤和高兴
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[03:04.691]每一次跟你争吵冷嘲又热讽
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[03:09.424]每一次跟你走失又重逢
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[03:11.179]每一间咱俩下班儿去过的饭馆儿
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[03:14.433]每一条我们一起走过的街道
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[03:15.674]每一次我跟你说我把烟又戒了
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[03:19.682]每一次你乐着跟我说你又信了
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[03:22.686]每一次我出去打球闲你碍手碍脚
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[03:24.694]每一次出去约会你总说我迟到
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[03:25.932]这些珍贵的记忆我们都会选择牢记
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[03:28.177]谁要犯咱夫妻你先问问丫算老几
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[03:30.938]从每个大概季节到每个具体细节
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[03:32.434]我永远不会忘记这一切的一切
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[03:35.930]这是我们两个人所选择的生活
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[03:40.691]为它付出直到一无所有我值得！
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[03:41.185]珍惜咱的青春必须对得起自己
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[03:45.440]把咱当成模范夫妻真不是不可以！