[00:16.063] I have been trying[00:18.169] To write a haiku for you[00:23.168] Some things I just can't do[00:25.951] Maybe you're beyond[00:29.172] Ancient Asian poetry[00:33.411] Or maybe it's just me[00:35.956] I have been trying[00:37.983] To get this haiku just right[00:41.645] All night for you, alright[00:45.408] I'm through![00:48.253] Maybe this poem[00:50.575] Was lost in the sauce we spilled[00:55.516] That never got refilled[00:58.285] I've never thought much[01:00.535] Of formulaic verse anyway[01:05.693] And rhymes are not my fort–[01:08.483] I have been trying[01:10.475] To get this haiku just right[01:14.026] All night for you, alright[01:17.834] I'm through![01:21.055] I'm trying not to try too hard[01:25.669] But you're hard to write down right[01:30.832] So I pen these trite attempts[01:35.507] At haikus for you tonight[01:50.981] La da dee diddum[01:53.038] Lada da dum doo diddle[01:58.136] Dum doo la dee do[02:01.037] There, that's sufficient[02:03.049] I wrote a haiku for you[02:06.686] Well, I tried at least[02:07.903] And that's not so bad, I'm working here[02:10.497] Can that be said for you?[02:13.294] I'm trying not to try too hard[02:18.093] But you're hard to write down right[02:23.116] So I pen these trite attempts[02:27.890] At haikus for you tonight[02:33.410] Words don't work like Webster says[02:37.953] They trip me up all night[02:43.087] I'm just trying to write for you[02:47.716] But you're hard to write down right