[00:01.80]T-Series! (Yeah!)[00:04.72]It's your big day! (Woo!)[00:07.28]Incredible job![00:09.09]I know we had our differences[00:11.80]But today, I just wanna tell you[00:15.07]A congratulations, it's a celebration[00:18.19]Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!)[00:22.15]A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration[00:25.26]I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing[00:28.93]A congratulations to your corporation[00:32.26]Guess to beat one Swedish boy, you need a billion Asians[00:35.91]Yeah, you did it very nice, and all it took[00:39.95]Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood[00:43.98]Now you're at number one, hope you did nothing wrong[00:47.63]Like starting your business by selling pirated songs[00:50.35]Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Wikipedia[00:54.72]Get used to your past being held against you by the media (Uh oh)[00:58.31]I'm sure right now there's nothing[00:59.58]That you're doing that's illegal, yeah[01:01.67]I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the mafia[01:05.03]For legal reasons, that's a joke[01:06.90]For legal reasons, that's a joke[01:08.67]For serious, Indian mafia, please don't kill me, that's a joke[01:12.22]India, I'm sorry about the memes, you're the best[01:15.27]I love my Indian Bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh[01:18.64]I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter[01:22.53]'Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Hi—[01:26.00]A congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh!)[01:28.92]Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Oh yeah!)[01:32.62]A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Yeah!)[01:35.82]I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing[01:39.52]Congratulations (Uh)[01:42.92]Congratulations (It's your big day! Woo!)[01:46.39]Congratulations[01:49.75]Congratulations (Such a big day)[01:54.03]I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this? (Hmm)[01:58.18]T-Series saying "Cease and desist"[02:01.41]Had a problem with me telling them to hold their defecation[02:04.83]But let me educate you, silly, that's not defamation (Woo)[02:08.76]T-Series can eat a d**k (Still not defamation)[02:11.84]Suck my ****ing Swedish meatballs (Still not defamation, yum)[02:15.62]Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?[02:18.91]That's a blatant racist lie[02:20.50]Yeah, but still not defamation! (Woo)[02:22.77]India got YouTube figured out, that's sick, son[02:26.34]How 'bout next you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof)[02:29.59]Maybe all those ads will solve your crippling poverty[02:33.48]But looking at T-Series' past,[02:35.11]I'm guessing not probablyBut never mind the poor people,[02:38.69]We just here to party[02:40.20]Just here to pop some bottles with the 9-Year-Old Army[02:43.90]Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem[02:47.43]But we still out here living like we 'bout to kamikaze[02:50.89]So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel[02:54.32]Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels[02:57.67]Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure[03:01.12]It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg[03:05.10]Through all the change and controversy, you've been by my side[03:08.40]There's no army in the world, I would rather give me watch time[03:12.25]It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard[03:15.61]Here's one last brofist from the number one in the world[03:20.03]A congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh)[03:25.28]Party all day (Skrra), I know you've been waitin'[03:28.87](Yeet, party all day, yeah)[03:29.51]A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Oh)[03:32.35]I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing[03:36.02]Congratulations (Oh, ooh hoo)[03:39.23]Congratulations (Skrattar du, it's your big day!)[03:42.76]Congratulations (I'm ****ing lit!)[03:46.26]Congratulations (Such a big day!)[03:50.40]Oh yeah, yeah[03:51.51]Congratulations, T-Series! You did it![03:56.44]Yatta desu ne[03:59.24]Hope that #MeToo stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line