[00:00.000] 作词 : Ray William Johnson[00:01.000] 作曲 : Ray William Johnson[00:04.587]Ep-Ep-Ep[00:05.403]Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep[00:06.602]Ep-Ep-Ep[00:07.338]Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Epileptic[00:12.002]Ep-Ep-Ep[00:12.810]Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep[00:13.841]Ep-Ep-Ep[00:14.783]Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Epileptic[00:18.989]Chillaxing out with Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen[00:21.124]They want to check this new joint, Club Convulsion[00:22.957]We put our ass in motion[00:23.989]All my stupid friends rolled up and the D.J. looked like Superman, if he were homeless[00:27.826]And standing by the bar, douchebag was hitting on a tranny[00:30.643]Oh wait that's Hillary Clinton there with D**k Cheney, who was killing a kitten[00:34.239]I saw Shaq, Jack Black and J-Lo[00:36.056]I even saw that one guy from that one show[00:38.103]I saw alcoholic Jews and fat truckers[00:39.712]And Oprah was there like: "I'm Oprah, ****er!"[00:41.903]And everything was good until the second[00:43.348]Homeless Superman put on this record[00:45.231]I stood there with my friends and the Olsen Twins[00:47.394]As he spins everybody had convulsions[00:48.992]Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure[00:52.728]Move, move, move like you're having a fit[00:56.253]Shake, shake, shake, this is causing a spasm[01:00.083]Epileptic Techno[01:03.741]Ep-Ep-Ep[01:04.547]Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep[01:05.669]Ep-Ep-Ep[01:06.506]Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Epileptic[01:11.078]Ep-Ep-Ep[01:11.988]Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep[01:13.021]Ep-Ep-Ep[01:14.021]Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Epileptic[01:18.441]Now I ain't tryna disrespect epileptics[01:20.160]But the music he played made the place go hectic[01:22.053]The speakers on the deck became disconnected[01:23.850]All the alcoholic Jews were suddenly naked[01:26.060]I felt my muscles expand and contract[01:27.508]I passed out on the dance floor laying on my back[01:29.516]Reality started fading, cutting in and out[01:31.266]I woke up when an Olsen Twin threw up in my mouth[01:33.534]And we were hoping we could leave at our leisure[01:34.915]But the whole ****ing theater was having a seizure[01:36.919]Except Oprah, the music didn't touch her[01:38.719]Still standing hard, "I'm Oprah, ****er!"[01:40.947]I saw the DJ loading another disc[01:42.239]With most of the party still foaming at the lips[01:44.487]I grabbed my friends and headed for the exit[01:46.144]When Homeless Superman started spinning that next hit[01:48.106]Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure[01:51.701]Move, move, move like you're having a fit[01:55.477]Shake, shake, shake. This is causing a spasm[01:59.015]Epileptic Techno[02:02.722]Ep-Ep-Ep[02:03.546]Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep[02:04.588]Ep-Ep-Ep[02:05.560]Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Epileptic[02:10.172]Ep-Ep-Ep[02:10.934]Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep[02:11.968]Ep-Ep-Ep[02:12.846]Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Epileptic[02:17.427]We woke up once again from a seizure[02:19.345]I wiped Mary-Kate's vomit from my T-Shirt[02:21.406]We slid out the back like greased-up butter[02:23.000]We saw Oprah there, "I'm Oprah, ****er!"[02:25.290]We made it out alive, boo-yah![02:26.766]We all stood around like:[02:27.614]"What are we going to do now?"[02:28.741]We picked a new club. What'd we get?[02:30.178]We somehow rolled up to Club Tourette's?[02:32.475]The music there gave everyone a tick[02:33.859]And every time it played the whole place would twitch[02:36.053]And shift and switch and ***** and talk shit like:[02:37.902]Ass, barf, barf, ass, barf, piss[02:39.895]Barf, piss, ass, ass, barf[02:41.699]Barf, piss, ass, ass, piss[02:43.479]We ran away like a jet propulsion[02:45.115]Man, I guess we'll go back to Club Convulsion[02:47.055]Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure[02:50.437]Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno[02:54.580]Oh-oh no not having a seizure[02:58.125]Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno[03:01.836]Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure[03:05.227]Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno[03:09.214]Oh-oh no not having a seizure[03:12.907]Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno[03:17.541]"Y'all little bastards, thought y'all knew Oprah![03:20.343]Don't make me come over there and **** you!"