[00:00.000] 作曲 : Todd Snider[00:01.354]In the beginning, man wondered to himself[00:03.869]"Why, oh why are we here?"[00:06.109]And yet with each asking of this question[00:09.352]The answer would become even less clear[00:12.362]Overwhelmed by fear, distraction took its place[00:18.622]And so its was in the world's first shelter[00:21.097]That we began the human race[00:23.612]The human race to fill up more and more empty space[00:29.867]Oh, how we loved, the human race[00:34.357][00:35.850]Until one day, this one guy said to this other guy[00:37.612]He said, "Hey, have you seen that guy over there?[00:41.099]He's got more than everybody else has got[00:45.112]To me, that don't seem fair."[00:47.357]Well, the second guy agreed with the first guy[00:50.858]Everybody else did too[00:53.618]'Til they all got so worked up[00:56.850]They figured there was something they just had to do:[00:59.609]Divide his things up among each other[01:02.856]After they killed him of course[01:06.113]For they could see no real good reason[01:09.109]Not to just take what they wanted by force[01:12.352][01:12.601][01:12.849]But when they found him he said, "Hey wait a minute, fellas[01:16.108]I wouldn't kill me just now[01:18.348]You can see that I've got more than any of you have ever got;[01:21.359]Wouldn't you first at least like to know how?"[01:24.109]And with that he had their attention[01:26.609]And with that he went on loud and clear[01:29.863]He said, "You all know how long we've all wondered[01:33.115]Why, oh why are we here?[01:35.851]Well today, I'm gonna tell you all about it[01:38.859]I'm gonna teach you about suffering and bliss[01:41.847]I'm gonna teach y'all a little about Heaven and Hell[01:44.867]And the god that gave me all this[01:47.359][01:48.364]God gave me this, because I'm humble[01:51.103]And He can do the same for you, too[01:53.111]But if you're seeking His love and affection[01:56.365]What you're doing is the last thing I'd do[01:59.858]He sends killers to hell fire[02:01.866]Both here and eternally;[02:04.614]The good live forever in a place called Heaven[02:08.356]God told me this personally."[02:10.857][02:12.101]Who ya gonna trust if you can't trust me?[02:23.113][02:50.546]"So unless you want suffering and heartache[02:53.549]Unless you want trouble and fear[02:56.293]You better find some kind of way to humble yourself;[02:59.542]May I suggest helping me clean up around here?[03:02.056]Course, I could pay you a little bit of money[03:05.288]But more importantly, God would see[03:07.801]And if He sees you working humbly[03:11.036]Someday, He may give you what He's given me."[03:14.305]Well the crowd just didn't know what to do with that[03:17.543]Nor could they prove what he said wasn't true[03:20.291]And since he had what everyone else thought they wanted[03:23.545]It seemed like a thing to do[03:26.552]And with that, we rolled into the future[03:28.790]And ain't it a son of a bitch[03:32.299]To think that we would still need religion[03:34.800]To keep the poor from killing the rich?[03:38.292][03:39.539]Who you gonna trust if you don't trust me?