[00:00.00] 作词 : John Prine[00:01.00] 作曲 : John Prine[00:05.92]When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad[00:10.97][00:12.07]Seem like total silence was the only friend I had[00:16.97][00:18.00]Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down and won[00:23.05][00:23.37]And it was twelve o'clock before I realized[00:26.08][00:26.08]That I was havin', no fun[00:29.15][00:29.37]Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality[00:35.48][00:35.75]And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile[00:42.02][00:42.35]It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while[00:47.46][00:47.46]Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone[00:52.85][00:53.01]No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun[00:57.05][01:07.27]Last time I checked my bankroll, it was gettin' thin[01:12.79][01:13.32]Sometimes it seems like the bottom[01:16.11][01:16.34]Is the only place I've been[01:18.86][01:19.86]Chased a rainbow down a one-way street, dead end[01:24.72][01:25.52]And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen[01:31.02][01:31.40]Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality[01:37.36][01:37.67]And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile[01:44.07][01:44.32]It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while[01:49.30][01:49.30]Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone[01:55.02][01:55.25]No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun[01:59.63][02:09.34]Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls[02:14.92][02:16.01]Tryin' to get away from all the ears inside my walls[02:20.86][02:21.58]I dreamed the police heard[02:23.37][02:23.37]Everything I thought, what then?[02:26.76][02:27.20]Well I went to court and the judge's name was Hoffman[02:33.15][02:33.40]Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality[02:39.65][02:39.65]And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile[02:46.05][02:46.17]It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while[02:51.49][02:51.60]Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone[02:56.86][02:57.25]No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun[03:01.50][03:01.77]Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun[03:06.23]