[00:00.00] 作词 : Liam Lynch/Sarah Silverman[00:01.00] 作曲 : Liam Lynch/Sarah Silverman[00:04.68]Abraham Lincoln, we get it you're tall[00:11.85]You don't need the hat too[00:17.49]Or maybe you do[00:26.82]Mother Teresa, two words: B.O.[00:33.84]She was nice I'll give her that[00:36.39]But she didn't smell like a rose[00:41.07]She did a lot of good in the world[00:43.98]But guess who...[00:47.19]Smelled like poo[00:56.25]Nobody's perfect[01:00.24]No one at all[01:03.72]Nobody's perfect[01:07.71]There's always a fault[01:11.07]Don't go thinking you're any better[01:16.05]There's always something wrong[01:22.20]George Washington Carver[01:24.51]Changed the world with his d**k[01:29.49]He sat on a few and invented peanut butter with his butt[01:35.73]B.F.D[01:38.82]Who cares about the peanut?[01:40.11]Peanut's like the penny of snack foods[01:44.07]And well well well, look who's on the penny[01:49.05]I'm surprised they're tall enough[01:51.69](You know who)[01:59.01]Gandhi, do you ever wash[02:02.46]That white sheet that you wear?[02:06.93]Do you have a last name[02:09.96]Or is it just like Cher?[02:14.13]You hunger-striked for peace[02:16.98]When the truth was you hated your thighs[02:20.43]Enough with the lies[02:23.70]And it's time to wash that sheet[02:29.22]Nobody's perfect[02:33.15]No one at all[02:36.93]Nobody's perfect[02:40.62]There's always a fault[02:44.10]Don't go thinking you're any better[02:49.02]There's always something wrong[02:55.86]Nobody's perfect[02:56.94]I'm not perfect[02:58.59]I'm way too pretty first of all[03:01.35]I eat and eat like a pig— can not gain a pound[03:06.30]The doctor's worried about that by the way[03:09.51]My IQ is like four million[03:12.60]Which is ... it can be a burden, actually[03:15.12]You wouldn't understand[03:17.34]I like to think of myself as very Jesus-y[03:24.99]I can say that because I don't think...[03:31.26]He was the savior, anything[03:33.96]I just, I'm into peace[03:39.90]Plus I wear sandals[03:42.09]You know, he wore sandals[03:43.47]So there's that.[03:46.62]But mostly[03:49.41]We have the same hair