[00:00.04]ALISON: Caption: Sometimes my father appeared to enjoy having children.[00:05.13]But the real object of his affection was his house.[00:09.94]BRUCE: I just got a call—[00:11.11]Eleanor Baulkner, Allegheny Historical Society.[00:13.28]She's calling about the house tour.[00:14.82]HELEN: Oh! That's wonderful.[00:16.20]BRUCE: She's on her way over right now.[00:17.35]I don't know what to do![00:18.50]The... the place is turned upside down. I'm not dressed.[00:20.65]HELEN: Go take a shower.[00:21.43]BRUCE: But I—[00:21.85]HELEN: Take a shower and get yourself dressed![00:23.75]BRUCE: Okay...[00:24.62]HELEN: Kids. Kids![00:25.97]There's an important lady on her way over to look at the house[00:28.64]Listen to me please![00:30.42]This is one of those times you need to do what I say quickly[00:33.76]Without any shenanigans.