[00:00.000] 作曲 : Bo Burnham[00:11.467]You want a guy that's sweet a guy that's tough[00:13.966]A feminist who likes to pay for stuff[00:16.202]The kind of guy that gets along with your friends[00:18.151]Without being attracted to any of them[00:20.371]A good boy[00:21.484]A bad boy[00:22.321]A good bad boy[00:23.157]A half good, half bad, half boy[00:25.124]Loves your brothers sensitive but not weak[00:27.074]And is a great lover calls your mother on the weekend[00:30.432]Now you might think this guy only exists in your mind[00:36.002]Guess what[00:36.841]You're right[00:38.790]If you want love[00:41.286]Lower your expectations a few[00:44.915]Because Prince Charming would never settle for you[00:47.720]If you want love[00:50.802]Just pick a guy and love him[00:53.309]And if he's got a thing for feet[00:54.986]Say, **** it, sweep me off them[01:07.546]You want a girl that's nice[01:13.128]a girl that's not obsessed with her looks but is insanely hot[01:16.757]The kind of girl that you can show to your folks[01:18.706]Loves the movies that you like[01:20.382]And always laughs at your jokes[01:21.787]A real girl, a hot girl a really hot girl[01:23.742]A brand new, really hot, real doll[01:25.974]Wants to impress you doesn't care if you notice[01:27.924]And only ever uses you to tickle her throat with[01:31.002]Now you might think that this girl[01:32.957]Only exists in your mind[01:36.576]She's real[01:37.690]But last week she died[01:39.365]If you want love[01:42.151]lower your expectations a lot[01:45.770]You might think your shit is a gift[01:47.162]I promise it's not[01:48.559]If you want love[01:51.636]Just pick a girl and love her[01:53.863]Then whip out your d**k[01:54.982]And let the girl you love decline the offer[01:58.349]I don't want a neat freak[01:59.454]I don't want a slob[02:00.838]Somebody with bedhead and a dead-end job[02:03.366]'Cause I won't settle for less than perfect[02:06.435]We want perfect children a perfect life[02:11.164]Perfect husband or a perfect wife[02:13.407]But deep down we know[02:16.490]We don't deserve[02:19.838]But[02:24.021]We all deserve love[02:28.482]Even on the days when we aren't our best[02:31.835]'Cause we all suck[02:33.505]But love can make us suck less[02:36.299]We all deserve love[02:39.935]LOVE[02:41.039]It's the very best part of being alive[02:44.681]And I would know[02:46.912]I juest turned twenty-five