[00:00.00] 作曲 : Jonathan Coulton[00:00.00]This was a triumph.[00:04.03]I'm making a note here:[00:06.35]HUGE SUCCESS.[00:08.95]It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.[00:15.29][00:16.18]Aperture Science[00:19.90]We do what we must because we can.[00:25.17]For the good of all of us.[00:28.53]Except the ones who are dead.[00:30.32][00:30.71]But there's no sense crying over every mistake.[00:34.64]You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.[00:38.66]And the Science gets done.[00:40.67]And you make a neat gun.[00:42.64]For the people who are still alive.[00:46.62][00:52.02]I'm not even angry.[00:56.19]I'm being so sincere right now.[01:01.15]Even though you broke my heart.[01:04.82]And killed me.[01:08.23]And tore me to pieces.[01:11.87]And threw every piece into a fire.[01:17.15]As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you![01:22.28][01:22.70]Now these points of data make a beautiful line.[01:26.71]And we're out of beta.[01:28.70]We're releasing on time.[01:30.68]So I'm GLaD. I got burned.[01:32.70]Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.[01:38.21][01:44.29]Go ahead and leave me.[01:48.11]I think I prefer to stay in side.[01:53.10]Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.[02:00.15]Maybe Black Mesa[02:04.12]THAT WAS A JOKE.[02:05.71]HAHA, FAT CHANCE.[02:09.15]Anyway, this cake is great.[02:12.34]It's so delicious and moist.[02:14.30][02:14.75]Look at me still talking when there's Science to do.[02:18.67]When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.[02:22.67]I've experiments to run.[02:24.71]There is research to be done.[02:26.71]On the people who are still alive.[02:30.65]And believe me I am still alive.[02:34.63]I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.[02:38.47]I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.[02:42.62]And while you're dying I'll be still alive.[02:46.45]And when you're dead I will be still alive.[02:50.34]STILL ALIVE[02:52.32]STILL ALIVE