Michael Jorden vs Muhammad Ali - Epic Rap Battles of History.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Zach Sherwin/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Dante Cimadamore/Mike Betette
[00:00.758] 作曲 : Zach Sherwin/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Dante Cimadamore/Mike Betette
[00:01.516]Epic rap battles of history!
[00:05.323]Michael Jordan!
[00:07.075]Versus!
[00:08.150]Muhammad Ali!
[00:09.894]Begin!
[00:10.382]Why don't you dodge this battle like you did Vietnam?
[00:12.747]'Cause you've got as much chance of beating me as Lebron
[00:15.415]I'm a flying machine, like the world has never seen!
[00:17.511]You can fight one man? I can drive through a whole team!
[00:20.372]I choke a dope with his own jump rope!
[00:22.530]You'll get smoked when I flow, you Kentucky fried joke!
[00:25.109]Used to float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
[00:27.578]Now you double dribble balls that nobody can see!
[00:30.145]Ooh, here comes Jordan, big tongue wobbling
[00:32.901]Flying through the air like a big dumb goblin'
[00:35.472]You're the only Bull that's uglier than Rodman
[00:38.068]Messing with me is gambling, you got a problem!
[00:40.641]Your whole basketball career turned whack
[00:42.574]When you came back a Wizard like Gandalf the Black!
[00:45.191]You should have kept your ugly sneakers packed up on a shelf
[00:47.799]Stick to golf, you can keep the ball to yourself
[00:50.191]Ooh, I'm so pretty, my hands are so fast
[00:52.751]I'll whoop your face back to your Hitler mustache
[00:55.112]Now your daddy got killed, and I feel for your family
[00:57.759]But your baseball career, now that was a tragedy!
[01:00.422]Man, you make me sick, but I'm better with the flu!
[01:02.756]You should let the Fresh Prince do your rapping for you (swish!)
[01:05.344]I would pass the mic to Pippen, but I'm not done scoring
[01:07.811]Stay all up in your grill like my name was George Foreman
[01:10.511]I saw you slapping Reggie Miller, boy, what's wrong with you?
[01:13.298]You fight like the little girls who make your Nike shoes!
[01:15.783]McDonald's and underpants as corporate backers
[01:18.274]You stay at the Ritz 'cause you sold out to crackers!
[01:20.375]So Cassius wants to talk about cashing checks
[01:22.679]I'll school you through your bug spray, off your Broadway play
[01:25.847]Over the Japanese dude sitting on your face!
[01:27.985]Hitting nothing but net! You ain't seen nothing yet!
[01:30.086]Man, you needed a movement because you're so full of shit!
[01:32.657]I'm a better athlete and a better MC!
[01:35.185]Battle me two more times, watch me get a three peat!
[01:37.911]Beep beep! Why don't you back up that trash?
[01:40.398]I'll leave you like Liston, flat on your ass!
[01:42.863]You need to bounce back to North Carolina, kid
[01:45.418]'Cause your rapping sucks more than Space Jam did!
[01:48.416]Who won?
[01:49.632]Who's next?
[01:50.854]You decide!
[01:52.783]Epic Rap Battles of History!
[01:55.623]Epic Rap Battles of History!