[00:34.70]Twenty years and going strong[00:37.40]He's never kissed a girl besides his mom[00:40.30]He's got a throw pillow from his favorite show[00:43.20]He wears a ****ing fedora everywhere he goes[00:46.80]I don't think this guy is on this world[00:49.00]He thinks that just being nice should get him the girl[00:51.90]So now he'll complain about how he thought it should be[00:55.00]"Why does this always happen to me?"[01:00.90]to me...[01:03.90]SHE'S STUPID PRETTY[01:05.20]HE'S PRETTY STUPID[01:06.80]LONELY LOSER[01:08.10]CHEWING A TOOTHPICK[01:09.80]LOST IN THE DARK[01:10.80]TRYING TO TURN ON THE LIGHTS[01:12.30]HE JUST WANTS THE ONE[01:13.80]SHE WANTS SOMETHING TO BITE TONIGHT[01:15.50]SHE TOOK HER SKIRT OFF[01:16.90]HE DIDN'T NOTICE[01:18.50]HE GAVE HER A HUG[01:19.70]SHE WANTED A KISS[01:21.40]He missed the signs[01:22.50]So she found a different guy[01:24.30]So sorry, Jack[01:25.50]But better luck next time[01:27.50][01:33.00]Girl's just suck, they're out of touch[01:35.50]I guess that asking for a quick one is just to much[01:38.40]So she's a bitch 'cause she doesn't like you back[01:41.30]She's omega, you're the alpha of your own wolf pack[01:44.90]But come tonight he's gonna think of you and[01:47.20]he's got a tissue for his issue and a date with his hand[01:50.50]Hugging his pillow, crying himself to sleep[01:53.10]"That's the girl that was meant to be with me"[01:59.10]with me...[02:02.10]SHE'S STUPID PRETTY[02:03.60]HE'S PRETTY STUPID[02:04.90]LONELY LOSER[02:06.50]CHEWING A TOOTHPICK[02:07.90]LOST IN THE DARK[02:09.00]TRYING TO TURN ON THE LIGHTS[02:10.30]HE JUST WANTS THE ONE[02:12.00]SHE WANTS SOMETHING TO BITE TONIGHT[02:13.80]SHE TOOK HER SKIRT OFF[02:15.10]HE DIDN'T NOTICE[02:16.70]HE GAVE HER A HUG[02:17.90]SHE WANTED A KISS[02:19.70]He missed the signs[02:20.70]So she found a different guy[02:22.60]So sorry, Jack[02:23.80]But better luck next time[02:25.60][02:37.00]What's the matter[02:39.90]Never had her[02:42.80]Find another[02:45.50]Hide your daughters[02:48.50]Suck up your pride[02:51.40]Go with the ride[02:54.40]Sometimes you lose[02:57.30]She doesn't want you[03:00.30]What's the matter (move on)[03:03.10]Never had her (let go)[03:06.00]You'll be alright (she's gone)[03:09.10](Better luck next time)[03:12.00]SHE'S STUPID PRETTY[03:13.30]HE'S PRETTY STUPID[03:14.80]LONELY LOSER[03:16.20]CHEWING A TOOTHPICK[03:17.80]LOST IN THE DARK[03:18.80]TRYING TO TURN ON THE LIGHTS[03:20.20]HE JUST WANTS THE ONE[03:21.80]SHE WANTS SOMETHING TO BITE TONIGHT[03:23.60]SHE TOOK HER SKIRT OFF[03:25.00]HE DIDN'T NOTICE[03:26.60]HE GAVE HER A HUG[03:27.70]SHE WANTED A KISS[03:29.40]He missed the signs[03:30.60]So she found a different guy[03:32.40]So sorry, Jack[03:33.60]But better luck next time[03:35.20]SHE'S STUPID PRETTY[03:36.60]HE'S PRETTY STUPID[03:38.20]LONELY LOSER[03:39.50]CHEWING A TOOTHPICK[03:41.10]LOST IN THE DARK[03:42.10]TRYING TO TURN ON THE LIGHTS[03:43.50]HE JUST WANTS THE ONE[03:45.00]SHE WANTS SOMETHING TO BITE TONIGHT[03:46.90]SHE TOOK HER SKIRT OFF[03:48.30]HE DIDN'T NOTICE[03:49.80]HE GAVE HER A HUG[03:51.00]SHE WANTED A KISS[03:52.70]He missed the signs[03:53.80]So she found a different guy[03:55.60]So sorry, Jack[03:56.80]But better luck next time[03:59.80][04:10.20]Wait, don't go (what's the matter)[04:12.80]I know we were meant to be (never had her)[04:16.80]One chance, please stay (you'll be alright)[04:19.90]I guess you're happy without me[04:22.90]