[00:00.000] 作词 : Marshall Mathers/Y. Nagano/Maurice Nichols/R.Sheldon/R. Fraser/H. Wirenstrand/E. Bodin/L. Griffin Jr/F Wallin[00:01.000] 作曲 : Marshall Mathers/Y. Nagano/Maurice Nichols/R.Sheldon/R. Fraser/H. Wirenstrand/E. Bodin/L. Griffin Jr/F Wallin[00:02.460]Yo (Yo), how do I keep (And I don't know what's up with these hoes, man)[00:07.450]Gettin' in relationships like this (I'm just sayin')[00:10.850]Maybe it says somethin' about me (Yeah)[00:13.970]Should I look in the mirror?[00:15.940]I just want you to be normal[00:17.650]Why can't you b1xches be normal? Always gotta be so extra[00:21.750]Why you always need a lecture?[00:23.630]My ex hates to talk, she's a texter[00:25.520]Even when I'm in bed layin' right next to her[00:27.780]Wants to get back together[00:29.440]Said not 'til she gets her act together[00:32.000]She thinks I'm bein' mean and now[00:33.390]She starts to scream and shout[00:34.460]She's about to let the demons out[00:35.560]She don't wanna see me with other females out[00:37.530]I tell the b1xch to beat it, take the scenic route[00:39.770]She retaliates by tryin' to leave the house in an evening gown with her cleavage out[00:43.400]We've been down this road too many times for me to count[00:46.740]And all I can think about is how[00:48.260]I just want you to be normal[00:49.650]Why can't you b1xches be normal?[00:51.490]Always gotta be so extra[00:53.700]Like a fvxkin' terrestrial[00:55.420]Guess it comes with the territory[00:57.080]My ex girl, she just declared war[00:59.310]Therefore, I better prepare for it[01:01.930]I guess bein' weird's normal[01:03.280]And I don't know what's got a hold of me[01:05.250]Most notably I've been zonin' to Jodeci[01:07.500]I'm totally open, hopelessly devoted[01:08.940]So much so that I bet you she don't even know that[01:10.940]She's the first thing I think of when I wake up and the last thing I think of 'fore I go to sleep[01:15.450]Sike[01:16.309]Hope she don't notice me goin' through her purse, I know she cheats[01:18.470]So do I, I'm soulless[01:19.300]She's heartless[01:20.710]No wonder we're partners[01:22.460]Both got hundreds of charges[01:24.270]Domestic disputes but we've always[01:25.920]Swept it under the carpet[01:27.260]Even when 911 gets the call that[01:29.420]I slipped up and busted her jaw with[01:31.380]A Louisville Slugger 'cause alls it[01:33.560]Really does is make our love[01:35.440]For each other grow stronger[01:36.980]She won me over the second she tried to run me over[01:40.050]Told her I'd keep it a hun'[01:40.920]We over, kicked her out, called her back, now she's coming over[01:43.570]But why is she so wicked?[01:44.770]And how the fvxk did I get so twisted[01:46.460]Up with someone so unlikable and shifty[01:48.800]We're like nitrogen and hydrogen mixed with[01:50.620]Ignitable liquids[01:52.310]But I'm finally seein'[01:53.160]She's only mine for the time bein'[01:54.370]That's why I keep bringin' up that one time she[01:56.990]Tried to two-time me[01:58.730]And throw it up in her face till I dry heave[02:00.760]How could I be so naive?[02:02.720]Should I leave or turn this entire evening[02:04.870]Into a motherfvxkin' crime scene[02:07.290]Maybe I'm just too ugly to compete with, him[02:08.840]You weren't supposed to agree, you fvxkin' b1xch[02:11.110]'Specially when you're the one cheated first[02:12.860]Now the argument immediately becomes heated! You don't want me to flip, little conceited cunt[02:16.860]Eat a monkey d1xk wrapped in a stuffed pita fajita, slut, treat it just like a drum[02:20.730]Beat it, complete it, and once you've succeeded, repeat it![02:24.990]I love you but I hope you fvxkin' die though[02:27.240]In our business your friends like to pry so[02:28.810]You've got 'em all under cover just like moles[02:31.240]Hopin' they'll come back with intel[02:32.900]But I'm the one who's thrown into the spiral[02:35.160]'Cause now the roles are reversed, so here I go[02:37.410]Thinkin' I'm sly as I scroll through your iPhone[02:40.230]Who the fvxk's Milo?[02:41.390]The guy at work who drives a hi-lo[02:43.580]I put a trackin' device on your Crystler[02:46.140]And follow you while you drive home[02:47.550]But like a cyclone, I just got my disguise blown[02:50.500]You recognize me and had Milo flip me off right out the passenger side window[02:54.460]I hit a light pole[02:55.760]You skrrt off and then pull up at 5 a.m. in the drive in a stretched white limo[02:59.420]Stumble in the side door and hit me in the head with Milo's demo[03:02.740]But like a drunk bum, what do I know?[03:05.250]Let's sleep on it like they did Revival[03:07.360]I told, you, you're the apple of my eye, so shut your pie hole[03:12.460]Just wanna be normal[03:16.270]Why can't you be normal? (Yeah)[03:18.620]Yeah, I just wanna be normal[03:24.250]Why can't you be normal?