[00:18.667] You could say I’m plastered, ‘cause I hit the wall.[00:24.086] I lost count after 21, in the college crawl.[00:29.362] I been a boozin’ bastard.[00:31.457] They’re callin’ me Edward Forty-hands can’t touch anyone.[00:34.590] With an enemy like me, who would need a friend?[00:37.610] Nevermind I’m drunk.[00:39.870] Well we’ve had enough power since the blackout started for an[00:42.788] EKG for the broken hearted.[00:45.862] I’d try to see the glass as half full. But I’d probably just drink that too.[00:53.689] Glass as half full, I’d probably just drink that too[01:01.469] Well I’m the reason they call it an “Irish Goodbye”[01:04.364] And I hope I don’t choke on my vomit tonight.[01:07.116] Well I bet that a bottle of brandy so bitter’d be better than bitin’ the bullet and betterin’ myself. Sorry if I slur.[01:12.400] Take my anxiety and my sobriety, I kill two birds with one stoner.[01:17.648] So if you see me please, take my keys, I don’t wanna be an organ donor.[01:23.077] Well we’ve had enough power since the blackout started for an[01:26.143] EKG for the broken hearted.[01:29.692] I’d try to see the glass as half full. But I’d probably just drink that too.[01:37.247] Glass as half full, I’d probably just drink that too[01:46.044] I’m going down and I’m taking you with me.[01:51.727] I’m bringing the water to the horse.[01:57.216] So bring me the hair of the dog that bit me[02:03.141] So I can clone it and have a little more.[02:29.575] Well we’ve had enough power since the blackout started for an[02:32.522] EKG for the broken hearted.[02:36.204] I’d try to see the glass as half full.[02:38.789] Even when I'm empty, half full.[02:41.650] I’d try to see the glass as half full.[02:45.050] But I’d probably just…[02:49.871] Glass as half full, I’d probably just drink that too[02:55.156] I’d probably just drink that too