[00:00.000] 作词 : Biz Markie[00:02.610]Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date[00:05.230]But a year to make love she wanted you to wait[00:07.739]Let me tell ya a story of my situation[00:10.559]I was talkin' to this girl from the u.s. nation[00:13.379]The way that i met her was on tour at a concert[00:15.899]She had long hair and a short miniskirt[00:18.689]I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat[00:21.299]I was walkin' through the crowd and gues who i met[00:24.330]I whispered in her ear,[00:25.569]"come to the picture booth[00:27.299]So i can ask you some questions to see if[00:29.200]you are a hundred proof"[00:30.40]I asked her her name,she said blah-blah-blah[00:32.660]She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra[00:35.520]I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused[00:38.370]I said, "how do you like the show?"[00:39.720]She said, "i was very amused"[00:41.200]I started throwin'bass,she started throwin'back mid-range[00:44.50]But when i sprung the question,she acted kind of strange[00:46.820]Then when i asked,"do ya have a man,"she tried to pretend[00:49.790]She said,"no i don't, i only have a friend"[00:53.590]Come on, i'm not even goin' for it[00:56.450]This is what i'm goin' sing[00:58.0]You,[00:59.470]you got what i need[01:02.990]but you say he's just a friend[01:05.900]And you say he's just a friend,[01:08.400]oh baby You,[01:11.130]you got what i need[01:14.270]but you say he's just a friend[01:17.170]But you say he's just a friend,[01:19.130]oh baby You,[01:22.280] you got what i need[01:26.80]but you say he's just a friend[01:28.400]But you say he's just a friend[01:31.320]So i took blah-blah's word for it at this time[01:34.300]I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime[01:36.920]'cause i have friends and that's a fact[01:39.779]Like agnes, agatha, germaine, and jacq[01:42.680]Forget about that, let's go into the story[01:45.370]About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me[01:48.309]So we started talkin', getin' familiar[01:51.89]Spendin' a lot of time so we can build up[01:54.150]A relationship or some undderstanding[01:57.700]How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'[01:59.510]Everything sounded so dandy and sweet[02:02.280]I had no idea i was in for a treat[02:04.900]After this was established,everything was cool[02:07.919]The tour was over and she went back to school[02:10.779]I called every day to see how she was doin'[02:13.639]Everytime that i ccalled her it seemed somethin'was brewin'[02:16.529]I called her on my dime,picked up,and then i called again[02:18.999]I said, "yo, who was that?"[02:20.739]"oh,he's just a friend"[02:23.899]Don't gimme that,[02:25.599]don't ever gimme that[02:25.609]Jus' bust this[02:28.128]You,[02:29.639]you got what i need[02:32.999]but you say he's just a friend[02:35.899]And you say he's just a friend,[02:38.499]oh baby You,[02:40.729]got what i need[02:44.249]but you say he's just a friend[02:47.69]But you say he's just a friend,[02:49.229]oh baby You[02:52.249]got what i need[02:55.359]but you say he's just a friend[02:58.299]But you say he's just a friend[03:01.159]So i came to her college on a surprise visit[03:04.99]To see my girl that was so exquisite[03:06.919]It was a school day, i knew she was there[03:10.99]The first semester of the school year[03:12.649]I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm[03:15.439]This guy made me fill out a visitor's form[03:18.249]He told me where it was and i as on my way[03:21.149]To see my baby doll, i was happy to say[03:24.699]I arrrived in front of the dormitory[03:26.789]Yo, could you tell me where is door three?[03:29.519]They showed me where it was for the moment[03:32.339]I didn't know i was in for such an event[03:34.999]So i came to her room and opened the door[03:37.939]Oh, snap! guess what i saw?[03:40.759]A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth,[03:43.499]I was so in shock my heart went down south[03:46.359]So please listen to the message that i say[03:48.969]Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend