[00:01.63].[00:02.82].[00:05.32].[00:17.82]If you love your lady then here's some good advice[00:24.13]If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice[00:31.19]If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fast[00:37.06]So do what Steel Panther does and stick it right in her ass[00:43.26].[00:43.50]Hit her in the p***y[00:45.50]Treat her like a critter[00:47.38]**** that lady right[00:50.57]Hit her in the p***y[00:52.07]Treat her like a critter[00:53.76]She won't put up a fight[00:56.31].[01:08.00]If you're at the strip joint hanging out with the guys[01:14.62]When you get a table dance just look her in the eyes[01:21.37]Tell her that she's ugly and treat her really mean[01:27.37]She'll really want to **** you cause strippers have low self esteem[01:33.14].[01:33.51]Then you can[01:34.51]Hit her in the p***y[01:35.76]Treat her like a critter[01:37.64]**** that dancer good[01:40.89]Hit her in the p***y[01:42.33]Treat her like a critter[01:44.32]Just like Ron Jeremy would[01:46.58].[01:47.45]Hit her in the p***y[01:49.01]Treat her like a critter[01:50.76]Use your spit for lube[01:54.26]Hit her in the p***y[01:55.77]Treat her like a critter[01:57.45]Screw her poopie too[01:59.95].[02:30.16]Don't be retarded,[02:31.72]you've gotta listen to my song (to this song)[02:36.85]Don't be afraid to get some pean**s on your dong[02:42.91]Hit her in the p***y[02:45.84]Gotta treat her like a critter[02:48.97].[02:51.34]Treat her like a critter[02:53.09]**** **** yeah[02:54.28]Treat her like a critter[02:56.15]Woah, she really likes it[02:57.97]Treat her like a critter[02:59.66]Yeah, my little slut girl[03:01.41]Treat her like a critter[03:03.09]Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah[03:08.53]She likes it in the ass![03:12.09][03:18.62]Ooh yeah yeah yeah[03:22.06].