[00:00.00] 作词 : Felix Pappalardi/Rick Rubin/Shawn Carter/Alphonso Henderson/William Squier/Tracy Marrow/Norman Landsberg/John Ventura/Leslie Weinstein[00:00.74] 作曲 : Felix Pappalardi/Rick Rubin/Shawn Carter/Alphonso Henderson/William Squier/Tracy Marrow/Norman Landsberg/John Ventura/Leslie Weinstein[00:01.48]If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son[00:03.89]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't on[00:05.76]Verse One[00:06.21]I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol[00:08.10]Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed[00:09.76]Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes"[00:11.76]I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those[00:14.64]If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos[00:17.06]You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough[00:20.14]99 Problems+MNM Urbanice 2013 Volume 1+I'm like **** critics you can kiss my whole asshol[00:22.94]If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward[00:26.01]I got beef with radio if i don't play they show[00:28.93]99 Problems+MNM Urbanice 2013 Volume 1+They don't play my hits i don't give a **** S[00:31.41]Rap mags try and use my black ass rap[00:33.28]So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, nigga[00:35.84]I don't know what you take me as,[00:38.11]Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has[00:39.93]I'm from rags to ritches nigga I ain't dum[00:43.89]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't on[00:45.83]Hit me[00:46.27]Chorus[00:49.76]99 problems but the bitch aint one 9[00:52.09]If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son[00:54.64]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't on[00:56.64]Hit me[00:57.27]Verse Two[00:58.68]The year's '94 and my trunk is raw 94[01:00.61]In my rear view mirror is the mother ****ing la[01:02.80]I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)[01:04.85]Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor[01:07.17]Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.[01:09.61]Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case[01:11.62]So I...pull over to the side of the road[01:14.22]I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"[01:16.99]Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?[01:19.61]Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know[01:22.02]Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?[01:24.59]"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' " "[01:26.84]"Liscense and registration and step out of the car" "[01:29.28]"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are" “[01:32.53]I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legi[01:34.95]"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?" “[01:38.27]Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back[01:41.43]And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that[01:42.83]"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?" “[01:45.55][01:46.85]Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit[01:49.94]Enough that you won't illegally search my ****[01:51.87][01:56.59]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't on[01:57.63]Hit me[01:57.68]Chorus[01:57.72]99 Problems but a bitch ain't one 9[02:04.39]if you havin girl problems[02:05.45]i feel bad for you son[02:06.46]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't on hit me[02:07.76]99 Problems but a bitch ain't one 9[02:09.53]if you havin girl problems[02:10.71]i feel bad for you son[02:12.02]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't on[02:18.21]Hit me[02:18.76]Verse Three[02:19.23]Now once upon a time not too long ago[02:21.23]A nigga like myself had to strong arm a ho[02:23.79]This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a *****[02:26.66]But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push m[02:29.50]I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord[02:32.10]Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform[02:34.48]You know the type loud as a motor bike[02:36.91]But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight[02:39.64]The only thing that's gonna happen is I'ma get to clappin[02:42.44]He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain[02:45.06]And there I go trapped in the kit kat again[02:47.34]Back through the system with the riff raff again[02:49.88]Fiends on the floor scratchin again[02:51.90]paparazzi's with they cameras snappin them[02:53.45]D.A. tried to give the nigga shaft agai[02:57.05]Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African[02:58.66]All because this fool was harrasin' them[03:01.72]Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin[03:04.79]But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how I hold my gun[03:07.93]I got 99 problems being a bitch ain't one[03:09.96]Hit me[03:10.01]Chorus X3[03:34.16][03:43.18][03:44.47]It's your boy